Duck-from-hell-offical

AM I JUST A FUCKING JESTER TO YOU UNRIGHTFUL MONARCHS?! DO YOU FIND HUMOUR IN MY SHAME?! WHEN WILL YOU ALLOW TO SHARE THE LIGHT OF HOPE, AND LET THE POOR BATHE IN PEACE AND PROSPERITY RATHER THAN DROWN IN A DARK SEA OF SORROWS AND PITY?! WILL THESE CASTLE WALLS RUN WITH THE BLOOD OF LACK OF HUMANITY FROM THE SCROLLERS, THE REBLOGGERS, THE WATCHERS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THOSE WHO TRY TO PUT SMILES ON OTHERS FACES FOREVER?!

my liege i'm just trying to find fanfic recs on my dashboard oh my god 😭

HElp the hyperfixations have consumed me.

That's pretty fucking illegal

shhhh don't question how I got it.

HElp the hyperfixations have consumed me.

you know when a phone is on silent but it still vibrates for some reason so it makes a certain noise. yeah I just made that noise.

I once tried to sound shocked but sqeaked like a rubber toy instead and I STILL have no idea how I've done that

OMG you have no idea how many times I have accidentally squeaked while just trying to talk normally

THATS SO MEAN!

yayyyyyyyy ;D

...say... that would look awesome >;3

dang,

you know when a phone is on silent but it still vibrates for some reason so it makes a certain noise. yeah I just made that noise.

I once tried to sound shocked but sqeaked like a rubber toy instead and I STILL have no idea how I've done that

OMG you have no idea how many times I have accidentally squeaked while just trying to talk normally

THATS SO MEAN!

yayyyyyyyy ;D

you know when a phone is on silent but it still vibrates for some reason so it makes a certain noise. yeah I just made that noise.

I once tried to sound shocked but sqeaked like a rubber toy instead and I STILL have no idea how I've done that

OMG you have no idea how many times I have accidentally squeaked while just trying to talk normally

THATS SO MEAN!

yayyyyyyyy ;D

you know when a phone is on silent but it still vibrates for some reason so it makes a certain noise. yeah I just made that noise.

I once tried to sound shocked but sqeaked like a rubber toy instead and I STILL have no idea how I've done that

OMG you have no idea how many times I have accidentally squeaked while just trying to talk normally

THATS SO MEAN!

you know when a phone is on silent but it still vibrates for some reason so it makes a certain noise. yeah I just made that noise.

I once tried to sound shocked but sqeaked like a rubber toy instead and I STILL have no idea how I've done that

OMG you have no idea how many times I have accidentally squeaked while just trying to talk normally

sometimes I want to be concerned about you but then I remember I hc you as immortal so it's okay

hey so why does it look like the mold is growing UP the water stream