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The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.
I FEEL VICTIMIZED
I low-key thought this was a post about quarantineā¦
Me too, lol! But then I realized it was made in 2017 and I was like ???
Wait it wasnāt about the quarantine???
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thedragonwoodconservancyĀ on ig
laser gun gator boys
oh my god i didnāt realize this video had audio
Okay as adorable as this looks, Iām prettyĀ sure thatās a distress sound?Ā AĀ āmommy help me Iām scared come save me!ā sound?
@why-animals-do-the-thing
This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last yearās babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isnāt actually a distress call! According to @kaijuteguā (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group.
See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents.
These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, youād never be able to safely get close to them), and so theyāre responding to the guy in the video the same way because heās constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. Heās not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and heās worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that theyāre not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that arenāt donāt show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldnāt be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. Thereās no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Hereās a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.)
So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation!
i the snail.
everybody here is perfect
I have never seen a happier snail omg
Life imitates art
THOSE CATS ARE IMMORTAL
āHow to tell the temperature from your catās sleeping position.āĀ From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene.
@notsexualaboutit
cats can tell you everything you could ever need to know
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
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I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
The water flying onto this elephant looks like an elephant too. Posted by reddit userĀ BasedOnAir.Ā It was taken at Elephant Nature Park in Chiang Mai Thailand. According to him this photo is 100% unedited.
Itās his guardian angel!
Woah.
Iām so happy that elephants are water benders
There is a lot going on here and I have several questions.
5 FUCKIN POUNDS OF BUTTER!
The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary
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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
Itās a very dangerous language to learn
Hereās an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. Thatās why itās āla chatā as opposed to just āchatā. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you canāt just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now Iām wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year thereās that kid who forgets that you canāt translateĀ āI am excitedā toĀ āJe suis excitĆ©eā. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
āis the french language always on the vergeā oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:Ā
truly the language of love
Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
wow! what an interesting factoid. i sure am glad i was able to learn this and not scroll through a 100-person long reblog chain
we all know what happened here
Whereās the long version I want the long version
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnāt a number
It canāt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yāall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNāT HAVE E IN IT
THATāS BECAUSE ITāS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. š
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
Iām so done
Im so upset that even with all the āzero is oddā āno itās notā stuff no one bothered to point outā¦ It doesnāt matter. Zero, 0, zEro
But zero isnāt odd. Itās fucking the lack of a number. Itās neutral. Itās empty. Thereās nothing there
Zero is a number.
A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.
zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.
zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and iām not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, itās 0, you literally just divide itĀ and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you canāt divide by zero but you can divide zero.Ā
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number
https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.htmlĀ Quote from this oneĀ ā So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.ā
also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.
NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.
This post was an absolute train wreck and Iām cursing my followers with it
Damn you
āAnyone can do math, even gay peopleā
Bitch, are you sure???
This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.
Is this fucking number discourse
Do you have an issue with that?
No but just out of all the things itās about numbers
Just that itās weird is all
The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.
Yeah thatās true
At least the cum soup post was less weird than this
Uhh Iām sorry the what
Oh boy here we go again
How many times have I done this so far
Iāve done this likeā¦ three, maybe four times so far
Do you really want to know
You can turn back now
Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I donāt have enough brain cells for this
I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and sheās shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!
This is the longest post but yall forgot 6
And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.
Dick: Cactuses
Damian: Cacti
Dick: Cactuses!!
Damian: Cacti!!
Dick: [yelling] CAcTuSeS
Damian: [bellowing back] Ca CTi
-on the other side of the cave-
Duke: uhm...I thought either was fine?
Tim: [absent-mindedly while watching the fight] yeah
Duke: so... that whole... [waves at Damian who has now pulled out a batarang] thing... is completely pointless?
Steph: [eyes on the fight] Pretty much.
Duke: ...
Duke: can't someone just tell them that?
Jason: [leaning back against the batcomputer, eating popcorn] yeah. But, like, why would you want to?
Duke: you're all awful
Damian: [roaring] YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER
Dick: [rears back, shocked] YEAH? WELL- WELL-
Dick: [shrilly] YOU'RE GROUNDED
Duke: ...
Duke: never mind, can I have some popcorn?
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okay but 90s kon with red robin tim
There are three kinds of people.Ā
(The audio is from the podcast What Should We Draw)
