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*in the batcave at the end of reporting a lack of evidence for a case*

Bruce: I'll have to confer with the GCPD forensics.

Tim: uh, B, maybe we should wait for Cass to get back from the trip with Steph and Babs before we do that.

Bruce: Hnn

Jason: Why do we need to wait for Cass?

Dick: Cause Duke is off duty for finals and Damian is on a mission for the titans? Cass is the best option at the moment.

Jason: that doesn't answer my question.

Everyone: .....

Tim: Do you not know the situation with Dr. Nightingale?

Jason: I don't even know who that is

Dick: She's the newest head forensics who B pissed off enough that she perma-banned Batman from her lab.

Bruce: Hmm

Jason: so... B got everyone on this Dr Nightingale's shit list

Dick: It used to be only B, but after I nicked a detonater from the bombing incident 6 months ago I haven't been welcomed back; and Babs been on thin ice from trying to hack into Dr. Nightingale work computer

Jason: what about Replacement

Tim: She won't let me or Steph set foot in the building. I dont know why. We haven't done anything yet, but everytime she meets us at what ever entrance were using, hands us a file of the case's forensic data, and then closes the door, window, whatever.

Tim grumbling under his breath: But she adores Damian. Serving him drinks, giving him fudge, answering questions, letting him take whatever evidence he asks for

Dick bemoaning: do you have to mention the fudge

Jason: whats up with the fudge

Dick: it's Alfred cookie tier

(Wait, I love this sm)

Jason: What? Now I HAVE to go check this out

Tim: Uh. Wait, Jason—

Jason: See ya!

Hours later

Jason:

Batfam: ….

Batfam: So how was your visit?

Jason: Kinda odd but surprisingly pleasant.

Bruce: 

Bruce: Elaborate?

Jason: She took one look at me, pulled me inside her lab, and then asked me a whole bunch of random questions. We talked for several hours and then she said nothing else while she gave me the reports for the last few cases and a pan of fudge before she pushed me out the door. 

Dick: … what questions did Dr. Nightingale ask?

Jason: She asked me where I was when I was 15 to 16, then my favorite flavor of dessert and food, and then she asked about my favorite book. Then we talked about Shakespeare for a few hours and it somehow turned into a conversation about my activities as the Red Hood…

Jason: Btw, you never told me she was hot

Tim: … we’re more focused on getting our reports from her, since she’s the best at gaining clues from the victims amongst her colleagues at the GCPD.

Jason: Fair enough.

Bruce: Was that all she said to you?

Jason: She also told me to share the fudge with Damian and to come by next week for the next report on the new body.

Tim:

Bruce: 

Dick:

The Batfam:

Tucker: I know. When they said we were getting a field trip in Gotham, I thought it would be a lot more exciting. Especially when they listed Wayne Enterprises as one of the tours.

Danny: Axion Labs had a better tour. All we've seen are hallways and closed doors

Sam: Don't forget the Wayne water fountain that was part of the original town hall of Gotham, before it burned to the ground and the fountain was bought out by the Waynes.

Danny: It was a fascinating twelve-minute wait for the small gush of water.

Tucker: Whats the tour guy saying now?

Danny: Don't know. Don't care.

Sam: Ugh, we should play a game. Make the time move faster.

Tucker: Sure, want to play Would You Rather?

Danny: We played that on the bus. How about Have You Ever?

Sam: We don't have anything to drink. Let's do Hot Seat.

Danny: Sure.

Tucker: Go head

Sam: Right, Danny, you're first. If you could sleep with any of the heroes in Gotham who would-

Danny: Red Hood.

Tucker: Good taste. Bouncing off of what Sam said, if you could sleep with any of the Waynes who-

Danny: Jason Todd.

Sam: You seem overly eager to answer these questions.

Danny: Is that a problem?

Jason: No I find it interesting

Danny letting out the highest pitch scream a man of 25 has ever made: !!!!!!

Jason: impressive set of pipes.

Sam whispering to Tucker: Is it just me, or does Danny have a shot?

Green Arrow: Why Not?

Artemis: He tried to adopt the wolves!

W.E Board: um?

Bruce: He'll just be observing. You can all ignore him.

W.E Board: Um??

Bruce: He doesn't like using laptops or tablets for notes, so you may hear him writing with pens but otherwise Danny wont make a pep.

W.E Board: UM???

Bruce confused: Is something wrong?

W.E Board: * All turning to stare at Danny*

Danny:

W.E Board nervously: Nothing is wrong at all!

Bruce: Really? You all turned really pale.

Danny: They're fine. Start the meeting.

Bruce: *Glances at Danny*

Danny: What?

Bruce: Nothing. Nothing. Just happy to have my son working with me. Let's start the meeting, yes?

Board member: I-

Danny: This won't take longer than thirty minutes. After that, we will not discuss any topics that reduce employees' benefits or cut pay.

W.E Board: *gulps* O-of course Mr. Fenton-Wayne.

Red Robin started helping Danny the Goon to destabilize the Rogues workforce. He didn't expect to fall for the genuinely sweet goon who would help people evacuate from the scene because his boss has no business with them and made his fellow goons follow his example.

Pro: Thing

Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It has "I'm just a girl" energy without the misogyny.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

these deserve to become more

common in English