Grocery Store Phobic!

posting is a stress response

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

The feeling you have evoked is their use

undergrads don't actually "think". they're just machines designed to identify patterns in data and apply those patterns to new data

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

and the worst part is that the one day a year where sex is legal isnt even a public holiday. you can only have sex from 7pm to 7am AFTER WORK. like what the fuck man