Am I Awesome or a Hopeless Geek?

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Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

normalize having ships where they aren’t attracted to each other and both think about somebody else during sex 🙏🙏

yes i think they should fuck nasty no i don’t think either of them would enjoy it. you wouldn’t understand

local aew artist rob schamberger @ replied me on bluesky to tell me he'd just gotten word i was going to be "very happy on thursday" (!!!) so i think we're getting a signed jack watercolor art print next week and the absolute timing of that hitting on my birthday week is actually insane lol

Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!

local aew artist rob schamberger @ replied me on bluesky to tell me he'd just gotten word i was going to be "very happy on thursday" (!!!) so i think we're getting a signed jack watercolor art print next week and the absolute timing of that hitting on my birthday week is actually insane lol

if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

I think my favourite part of the hadestown proshoot is when Eurydice says, "Is he always like this?" and Hermes, who has seen this story a thousand thousand times, who has tried again and again to warn Orpheus not to come on too strong, says with Extreme Exhaustion in his voice, "Yes."

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke