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Sir Cumference of the Round Table

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"It's the guy from all those weird YouTube kids videos!"

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Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:

[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?

A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.

Q: Why did you need to be the victim?

A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]

From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites

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[ Image One: A screenshot of text that reads "Q: Did you feel safe?"

A: That is a good question! I chose the protective boot based on the opinion of experienced colleagues at Butantan. They were leather boots covered in foam that went 3 centimeters above my knees. I felt 100% safe, and the jararaca bites never punctured them. However, when I was doing simulations with a rattlesnake, one punctured the boot, and I was bitten.

Thankfully, I was in the best place I could be. The Butantan Institute is a leader in antivenom development, and I was very well-assisted at its hospital. Unfortunately, I discovered that I am allergic to both antivenom and snake toxins. I had to take a 15-day medical leave.

Q: Did you reconsider working with snakes after that?

A: No, this is my passion. I love working"

Image Two: A screenshot of text that reads "Q: Any regrets?

A: When I was bitten by the rattlesnake during the simulation, I recorded it with a camera. And what was the first thing I did? I called my mother right there. Now I have this embarrassing moment on video: me crying to my mother." / End ID ]

Tiger Millionaire vs MJF actually

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settings > wound > my wound > reopen

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do not forget this

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Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

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Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

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Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

#he would not think it was hilarious he confessed to that jury fully seriously

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concurrent events

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normalize having ships where they aren’t attracted to each other and both think about somebody else during sex 🙏🙏

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yes i think they should fuck nasty no i don’t think either of them would enjoy it. you wouldn’t understand

#i could have sworn this was normal given some of the fics i've read

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local aew artist rob schamberger @ replied me on bluesky to tell me he'd just gotten word i was going to be "very happy on thursday" (!!!) so i think we're getting a signed jack watercolor art print next week and the absolute timing of that hitting on my birthday week is actually insane lol

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it's legitimately accidental i tried so hard to have bluesky be my "i am normal about wrestling and wrestlers" place and i cannot explain to you how badly i apparently failed at this lol

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Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!

#the way he held morgana lives with me

aerodaltonimperial

local aew artist rob schamberger @ replied me on bluesky to tell me he'd just gotten word i was going to be "very happy on thursday" (!!!) so i think we're getting a signed jack watercolor art print next week and the absolute timing of that hitting on my birthday week is actually insane lol

#your level of fandom fame will never not astound me

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a gentle dog wears brightly colored ties so they don't notice his crooked teeth

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if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

#i'd be so easy to kill like a runescape civilian so probably like some really worthless stuff #scrap of cloth #torn parchement #and if you are lucky a little bread snack

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if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

#i'd be so easy to kill like a runescape civilian so probably like some really worthless stuff #scrap of cloth #torn parchement #and if you are lucky a little bread snack

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This is a fucking new one

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