Today's government mandated femslash couple of the day is
London Tipton and Maddie FitzPatrick!

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Today's government mandated femslash couple of the day is
London Tipton and Maddie FitzPatrick!

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oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source
The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them
PHM as memes #03
tfw the middle school teacher you sent on space to save humanity still haunts your dreams
haha yea
[ID: Comment from @stlngds: Some days really feel like "[caution symbol] You have 8 hours to finish relaxing! Be sure to meet your relaxation quota (or else)!"
Reply comment from @stlngds: "If you're not at least 65% relaxed by the end of these 8 hours, you will crash and burn when working on the *real* time-sensitive obligations later. Don't fuck it up!" Like even relaxing feels like you still have one arm in a saw trap. /end ID]
Tumblr Sexy Muppet Contest Round 1
The Ghost of Christmas Present
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it's the way Jon never got to mourn Tim, specifically
fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years
hermes in hadestown is the exact opposite of an unreliable narrator. a tortured narrator. a little *too* reliable. incredibly aware of exactly what is happening at any given moment, vaguely spoiling it for you in the beginning, despairing every second of it. but ultimately motivated to continue to tell the story over and over and over with a smiling face for the sake of the audience, and for the sake of the characters themselves, singing it again to keep them alive. knowing how it will end, but singing it again so that the cycle may restart and eurydice may come back to life. enduring the misery of it all, over and over, holding the knowledge of what will come to pass but continuing anyway to see orpheus happy just one more time before it all goes down in flames again.
my mom gets sample CD’s from record companies through work sometimes
she brought this home and just said “track fifteen. you’ll hate it i promise.”
…welp.
LALALALAL LALALALLALLALLALA LALALALALALALA
so tHIS GIF POPPED UP AND IT GOES WITH THE TIMING IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG
[description: the song is Go Hard by Kreayshawn, extremely 2012 electropop that’s described on wikipedia as “bland” and “ridiculous.” the reblog gif is a club penguin penguin in a sideways cap dancing in club lighting]
just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown
happy dogust and happy birthday to shelter dogs ❤️
HAPPY UNIVERSAL DIRTHDAY!
Site where you can click to donate a meal to a shelter dog!
and another, the iconic Freekibble

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now that's a friend indeed
"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will
There'll be statues of him all over the place.
Statues of Grace with his new familly and his students
this sounds like a party to me
Oh baby fight
See them jousting
So cute, I love it!
say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
please this is SO funny
HUH?!

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Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)
On a roll with the species swap AU. Continued from here.
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