Am I Awesome or a Hopeless Geek?

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

@the-zebra-dragon

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

Batman and Green Lantern witnessing Superman eat radioactive waste while expanding like a cartoon character, burp and go back to normal like nothing happened:

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind