Pure of heart, Dumb of Ass, Lover of Life

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

Hell yeah brother! We have the Washington-given right to do whatever we want as Americans! No matter your race or religious background, here in america we’re all treated equally. And by that I mean we’re all collectively get fucked in the ass by the giant unsupervised retirement home known as the US government.

{ID - a black and white two panel comic Panel one, 2020, shows a person with a beard and male-pattern baldness, drawing on a tablet. They are wearing a jacket and plain t-shirt. They think, "Wow, I feel like shit! I should do something about this" Panel two, 2023, shows the same person, now with long hair and a clean shaven face, still drawing on a tablet. They are now wearing a looser t-shirt that hangs off one shoulder to show a bra/vest strap. They also now have painted nails and bracelets on. They think, "Well this helped but turns out I've got other mental issues going on" END ID}

what’s the mood for july?

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.

huaving boobs is actually so fucking pawsome

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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