congratulations, red voters, you impotent, psychopathic freaks, you successfully failed to kill anyone
congratulations, blue voters, you bleeding-heart numbskulls, you killed green. that’s 30 percent of the population, dumbasses
congratulations, green voters—you gambling-addicted, greedy, grubby pigs—on getting a whole “crisp dollar bill” and on being dead. i hope it was worth it
shame, too… if green had won you all could have survived, with no blood on your hands; plus, i was going to give humanity the cure for cancer. oh well... watcha gonna do