Hey, I’m a random internet person you’ve never talked to before. Just making sure your fetish is morally aligned with my principles and what I consider virtuous.

this is me unironically

Awesome, die.

i like how poorly written this line is also. I feel like there had to be a better way to communicate the relevant information

if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big

See the "I'm supposed to, what, fuck the dog?" post is funny and all but I also have the immediate reaction that A) if you have such an in-depth understanding of what the sub's getting out of it but not the dom then perhaps you should reconsider your position in such dynamics, but there's also the less talked-about B) if you can't comprehend a way to enjoy a kink that doesn't involve having sex (unless it's a kink that requires sex as a baseline like a rape kink), then you're almost definitely doing the kink wrong. Fucking the dog is an option but it's not the point, it's about seeing the relaxation and trust in their increasingly empty eyes, creating a space of absolute control and inspiring the kind of thoughtless love and loyalty of an owned pet. Being wanted and needed so badly that they would do anything for you to just rub them behind the ears and tell them that they're good. I don't want to fuck the dog, I want to tire the dog out from games and affection and then pull it into my lap here it feels so safe and comfortable that it falls asleep with a few soft whines. If you can't do kink without doing sex then you will not survive the winter

It has been decided that the next step is to acquire a young and innocent man to fuck on the regular

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage