Cryptid Syd

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day.

I was a teen when this came out and let me tell you nothing has contributed more to homophobia in the public mindset than these movies

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

And once I was told "if you don't agree with their actions, why do you seek their approval"

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

Gay broke sober king 🤴

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.