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Horrible addition! Thanks

Horrible addition! Thanks

i am hopelessly probing at my own collar bone to find the secret ravioli storage unit

pouring raviolis on you until something falls into place

inshallah you will emerge stronger from this

sicut panis et vinum sacramenti sunt corpus et sanguis Christi, ita hoc condimentum ungit carnem avem

Et tamen vanum est. Haec avis mundum servabit? an unius animalis desideriis satisfaciet? Num galaxia pro pulvisculo pulvis sacrificaretur? Num blrbrbragbhbhglab *drowns in sauce*

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you

Que weno

ok fuck that got me

Defeat Elizabeth the Holy Blade's second phase without using any Blood Vials.

QUEST COMPLETE

Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

bad news about the new mineshaft in the third depths folks. shit is just chock full of goblins.

don’t see how that’s bad news

bad news for us. im sure you guys are having a wonderful time. can we have the minecarts back. You guys arent even hauling ore with them

hauling goblins. you understand

you are minecart racing.

sorry I’m gonna have to get back to you, got a situation down here. turns out you’re supposed to race carts that are on different tracks

they were in love here <- two characters currently beating each other up

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”