Pink Rose Person

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they'll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

i do maintain that its always okay to block someone for any reason except when its me finding myself blocked by someone ive never interacted with and then im like hey man what the fuck i wanted to reblog your funny post :(((( why me :(((((((((

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

You know he's slorshin' in it

i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

#if you've got to earn a happy ending you've got to earn a sad one too

A lot of people think happiness is childish and cynicism is maturity, but actual maturity requires the kind of critical thinking and discernment to differentiate a well earned ending from shitty ass writing.

The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.