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just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too
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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling ābaby echidnaā
just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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i say we start a meme where we take jokes that donāt work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr whoās not in on the meme like
in italian we sayĀ āprince light blueā (prince azzurro) instead ofĀ āprince charmingā and i just saw a joke that in english would be āif you canāt find your princeĀ charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint himā
whatās the difference between a stapler and a sewing machine? a stapler staples and a sewing machine doesnāt
i take it back, these are still funny in a completely different way
#what does the king of the spiders do? he reigns#I forget how to say it in French but itās still my favourite joke
this was one of mine omg itās one of my favourite ones iāve ever made ever
Whatās the strongest cake in the world? Mike Cake.
What do you call a fish thatās a thief? A sea bass.
Whatās the difference between a cow and sheet metal ? None, both of them have milk
I donāt even care if donāt know what the joke is these are hilarious.
Boy pig said to the girl pig: āLetās suffer.ā
What happens when the sheep come to the grass field? Strawberry.
What do you call a cybercriminal cow? Minced meat.
what does leonardo dicaprio eat?
leonardo eats sandwichesĀ
whats a melon you cannot eat?
an idiot
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. What comes after twenty? Police.
You canāt piano a piano, but you can lean on an elephant.
Whatās a pale mammoth? Helmut
Oh this is absolutely amazing!!
āA fallow deer to another fallow deer: - letās play hide and seek - please, no
What type of bread canāt be eaten? Propane.
What does a bee do at the gym? Zumba.
When is the best time to eat seafood? Wednesday.
What do an orange & an elehpant have in common? They both peel;.Ā
These all sound like those jokes 4 year olds make up before they fully grasp the concept of a joke
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyād be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I donāt know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witchās Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the Kingās Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyād be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so hereās a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. Itās A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rivalās kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line
im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh
ākaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruhā
Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else
Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because theyāre used to writing essays rather than prose. I donāt wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesnāt offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (ādialogue tagā just refers to phrases like āhe said,ā āshe whispered,ā āthey askedā):
āFor most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and donāt capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,ā she said.
āBut what if youāre using a question mark rather than a period?ā they asked.
āWhen using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless itās a proper noun!ā she snapped.
āWhen breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,ā she said, āuse commas.ā
āThis is a single sentence,ā she said. āNow, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so thereās no comma after āshe said.āā
āThereās no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.ā She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.
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So I can find this again! Great list!
Donāt lose this post
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where ātomboyā chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, theyāre like āk. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.ā
Iām just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like āYESSS!!! IāVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!ā
so I got inspired⦠and had to make a comicā¦.
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
He looks so ready. XD
āMy time has come.ā
Plot twist sheās his bodyguard
I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these
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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
Moooola!
This is cosmic horror. To me.
aight fuckers Iām doing it Iām spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time
so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty wereĀ āpouredā into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.
holy shit itās Agent Smith with pointy ears
this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain
it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his fatherās sword -
IāM SORRY BUT IāM LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE
holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits
omg is this WHOLE movie exposition
it has been remarked by some that a hobbitās only real passion
is for food
FOOD
a wizard is never late
says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia
I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship itās beautiful
OH SO BILBOāS THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES
oh shit son heās got the ring and the golem voice
okay so thatās pretty fucking cute
apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same
holy shit guys Iām not even 20 minutes in Iām gonna have to make multiple posts
1Ā 2Ā 3Ā 4Ā 5Ā 6Ā 7Ā 8Ā 9Ā 10Ā 11Ā 12Ā 13
Itās cute guys
nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple
This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. Thereās more to it, but thatās the gist.
Whenever zooās tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them
So basically what Iām saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne
Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that thatās her gf and doesnāt she look beautiful I love her so much
You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.
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This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.
Iām so sorry, that lion is the tigerās daughter. No lesbians, but itās a super interesting case.
Tiger Momma adopted the Lion Baby, and while tigers leave their mothers when they get old enough, lionesses always stay in the pride and help mom raise her new babies. So the lioness stuck around to help mom so she could get a good grade in Daughter, and Mom basically shrugged and was like āweird, but okayā.
The super cool thing is, the tiger with the lion daughter was so much more successful in keeping her children alive pretty soon like half the tigers in the area were all her babies. They left her territory, but most set up shop in adjacent areas. This was because her overachiever lion daughter also wanted a good grade in Lion Pride, and stayed friendly with the siblings she helped raise to the point where she would attack intruding tigers who tried to go after her siblings, even after those siblings were grown.
And Iām talking ATTACK. Female lions will fight like hell to protect their babies and sisters, even one-on-one against an adult male lion 50 pounds heavier than them, if they feel like they have to. So a tiger sister would see another tiger and go āno I donāt want to fuck youā, and her lion sister would hear her yelling and be like
It was basically an accidental experiment that resulted in a loose, friendly kingdom of related tigers centered around their mom and a lion, and helped show how successful the ābuild a packā strategy was, evolution-wise. Mama Tiger accidentally changed the genetics of an entire population of tigers because she had a daughter there to help keep her babies alive.
So next time some dude-bro crypto asshole starts talking about how survival of the fittest is really survival of the selfish, maybe mention how discovering the power of cooperation made a regular tiger into the queen of a tiger kingdom
#that lion is the tigerās daughter#momma loves her weird tiger daughter#sorry no lesbians but still cool#I like to think about a random asshole tiger coming in trying to start some shit with a younger smaller tiger and suddenly LION#who the fuck invited the lion and why is she kicking my ass
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Iāve been assuming that thumbnail was a clickbait fake FOR YEARS, youāre telling me all this time itās been REAL?
A couple of reverse TBHK and then a little idea I was thinking about

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I am cotton candy and caramel apple I've been told
I love corndogs. Probably all of these pfft
Woah I havenāt been on here in⦠years I donāt think. Maybe I reposted a few times but-
A lot of good and a lot of bad memories here. I miss everyone here.
I have an Instagram, shouldnāt take anyone too long to find. Im more active there.
This is the place that started it all- people taught me a lot here.
I sound like Iām writing a goodbye speech donāt I??? Probably shouldāve done that a long time ago.
Iām sorry to everyone I abandoned. I thought everyone pushed me away. In reality, Iām the one who pushed everyone away.
I have a habit of doing that, unfortunately. I think Iām doing the right thing, but then I still regret it years later.
Lots of shit has happened. I improved in art, home life sucked then got better. I made new friends in other places, even a few irl. Surprising right???
Hm
So I guess this is goodbye here??? Who knows I may pop up every now and then. Unlikely but still. If youād like to find me, I keep the same name almost everywhere. Iām actually completing a challenge for once, on the last one infact!!! It was supposed to be finished last October, but itās better than abandoning it.
Iām making a comic as well. 3 to be precise. A 3 part series, a Oneshot and a long one. I have this actually planned out now. Character designs and story is being fully fleshed out eventually. Who knows, maybe theyāll take off one day, and youāll all see them. Maybe one day Iāll be known, and Iāll be sure to tell tales of my time here. Iāve already done so, to many people. Good and bad.
To the people who might read this, Iām sorry. Thatās not good enough but it might be all I can convey in this text. Iām not gonna send some sappy drawing like I used to. Instead, I think Iāll share some memories.
From then to now. 3rd of April 2018 is when all this started. Over 4 years ago. Now look at me, look how far weāve come :D
Thank you all for everything.
This is Snowy, 26th of July 2022.
A long awaited Goodbye for now!!! ^w^