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This account would die for Cheery Littlebottom
So, we all know there's a discrepancy between how the text of the song presents an idea and how the music video portrays it (Keeper of Celestial Flame being the biggest one, but to a lesser extent, Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol and Holy Flaming Hammer jeez these titles are long).
Based on the text of how the song goes down, I think the "messenger to the war in the stars" from Apocalypse 1992 gets there a second later, after Zargles opened the portal instead of during the process, thusly Hoots gets there a second too late and gets grabbed by Kor-Viriliath. Logically, Angus XIII should still be in the vicinity of Mars. He could show up at some point, because he was later to race back and face Zargles and didn't get sucked into the Terrorvortex dimension.
XIII, V, and II team up to fight Evil!Hoots.
okay ive been thinking about it a lot and i think it's time i actually wrote it down bc the pratchett fandom can be a little transphobic! i wont lie. anyway:
trans characters in the discworld
(minor spoilers for thud!, monstrous regiment, and literally anything with dwarves in it)
first and foremost, the obivous one. dwarves. in the discworld, dwarves are a one-gender race, though they don't have a single sex. this just means that female dwarves are expected to be men, behaving like men and living their entire lives out as men.
this means that any dwarves who don't conform to this are considered unusual and usually looked down upon. now, in the tv adaptation of the watch, the dwarf cheery littlebottom was cast as a nonbinary character. this caused a lot of uproar because cheery is a woman. that's a huge part of her character: the fact that she refuses to conform to the gender norms set by her people. like, i dunno, nonbinary people? trans people in general? the way that cheery presents herself, fully bearded yet unapologetically female, really resonates with me as a trans person.
(cheery is in front of the man in red)
while i didn't really like the adaptation, i personally saw nothing wrong with cheery's casting. female dwarves have always been sort of a trans allegory to me, and i definarly think they were at least a sort of commentary on gender itself.
now we move to monstrous regiment, which is arguably terry's queerest book. you'd have to hope that a book centred around the concept of a girl dressing as a boy to go to war would be a little queer, wouldn't you? polly, the main character, is not trans, however. it could be aruged that she's sapphic, but that's a whole different discussion.
no, the trans characters in this book are maladict and jackrum, and though there might be some argument as to the valididty of these claims, i can pretty confidently back them up.
starting with maladict, the vampire joined the military in a different country to escape the opressive, suffocating expectations of womanhood in his country. though as the book presses on and more and more of the characters are revealed to be women, maladict only really tells polly his sex at the very end, and in private. he sees that it's more than a safe place to be a woman and yet he doesn't reveal himself. why?
well, because he's not one. you cannot honestly tell me that a woman behaves in such a way when given the oportunity to exist as a woman on their own terms. maladict remains a man.
(a note i want to add here to validate this claim. in the book thud!, sally, a vampire, explains to angua that when vampires turn into mist or bats and then re-form into their own bodies, men keep their clothes and women lose them. when mal turns into mist and re-forms again, he still has his clothes. therefore: man)
which brings us to jackrum, who's transness is a little more pronounced. jackrum joined the military to follow his lover, william. he ended up being much more sucessful than william, being promoted and gaining a reputation. but even after william died and jackrum gave birth to their child (we love a seahorse dad), he stayed in the military. he had a family to raise now, and his boyfriend was dead. he had no reason to stay, right?
only the idea of womanhood is no longer appealing to him. so much so that when they're sneaking into the kneck keep, both him and mal opt to stay behind (for jackrum, heβd rather miss the action than be perceived as a woman, even in disguise. for mal it was more that he was in a coffee coma but even if he wasnβt, iβd like to think he would have stayed behind as well).
there's a really beautiful line in regards to jackrum after his discussion with polly about going back to his family:
"Polly paused when she got to the door. Jackrum had turned her chair to the fire, and had settled back. Around him, the kitchen worked."
this is the moment that jackrum realizes that he doesn't have to be a woman. he can go back to his family and be the father he's always wanted to be, he can keep his legacy and his glory and his pride. he knows that it's okay to be a man now, that he no longer has to be a woman in disguise. that sudden change in pronouns always gets me.
you can have any opinion you want, but personally, these stories really resonate with me as a trans person, intentional or not.

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Several people who knew Terry Pratchett when he was alive speak, in interviews, about how he was a person with a lot of anger, the kind that is born from seeing injustice going on in the world and wanting to do something about it. It shows very clearly in his writing and his characters, I already knew this before reading othersβ words about it.
Iβll always love his books and characters for many reasons, but I think itβs not by chance that the ones I love the most are the ones about doing the right thing, the hard thing if needed. About being angry and using that anger for good, not to hurt others.
in late 2016 I was very, very angry. There was a lot going on in the world and in my personal life, a lot of people suffering in ways I could not help, a lot of things I wanted to change but didnβt know how. It was starting to make me sick in body and mind, to be honest.
Almost by chance, I reread one of Pratchettβs books that, among other things, talks about our inner anger and darkness and not letting it control us. I canβt say it magically solved all my problems, but it reminded me that while those feelings are valid, it was time to acknowledge them and put them aside for a while because they were harming me and robbing me of clarity.
I got a tattoo to represent this, and at first I really needed its physical presence, to look at it and remember what it stands for. With time I got better, but once in a while I still look at my wrist and remember that I got this tattoo because an angry English man wrote about an angry imaginary person struggling with doing the right thing, and in doing so he gave me the means to understand myself better.
When I look at it, I know that every day I make a choice: I am angry, because thereβs plenty in the world to get angry at, but this anger has no power over me. It is my tool to wield, to be used as fuel for kindness, passion, and even joy, to try and make the world a bit better and positive. One step at a time.
I regret not being able to tell him how much his words helped me, and that I hope heβd be proud of the person I try to be. I will be forever indebted to him.
My Gloryhammer tattoo <3
Space 1993: Into the Angusverse
One of my (many many many many many) cherished things about the music video to "He Has Returned" is how Angus spends 90% of his screentime with the Prince getting Carried Around.
Their first meeting when he was a child? Carried. Their second meeting after putting Tooley back together? Carried. The bit where they dive into the portal after Proletius's sickass guitar solo? Carried. Those few precious moments after he frees Tooley from the influence of the Knife of Evil? Guess what, CARRIED.
That second one wasn't even necessary. The Prince just took him on a romantic moonlit flight for funsies. He took one look at this tiny green thing with a hammer, went "is anyone going to just Carry Him Around?" and didn't wait for an answer.
I fully believe that Angus just has to get used to being Randomly Picked Up every once in a while because your walking speed is suboptimal and you grow weary faster than I do. Come here. It is more practical this way.
(It's just an excuse and we all know it. Emotional support princeling.)
Angus trips over something one time and the Hootsman helps him stand up. The Prince immediately wants to punt the guy into the orbit and doesn't even understand why until later because excuse me sir, I'm the only one allowed to Pick Him Up.
Shit, there's even a fic about this (which I treasure dearly).
Angus McFife, second of his name, prince of Dundee, The Portable.
Angus II: Sooooo the Starlords are back and they're so pissed that they're gonna erase this entire timeline from reality. They were going to do that anyway bc it's an anomaly which shouldn't exist, but us fucking around with the artifacts of power just gave them an excuse.
Angus II: that means that nothing we did ever mattered. We could've defeated you and they would've destroyed the timeline anyway. The wizards could've failed to save me from the nuclear blast and the Starlords would've destroyed the timeline anyway. Everything we did was for nothing. We were all irreversibly fucked the moment Alpha-1 deployed that bomb. It's your fault. All of this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT.
Zargothrax Alpha-1: ACKCHUALLY βοΈπ€ it's your da's fault because he didn't disarm it on time.
Angus II: NOBODY TOLD YOU TO DROP A FUCKING NUKE ON MY HOUSE.
Zargothrax (the OG): AND NOBODY TOLD DUNDAX TO BULLDOZE MY HOUSE TO BUILD HIS STUPID ASS KINGDOM.
Alpha-1: exactly! So when you think about it long enough, at the end of the day it's all Dundax's fault! \(^_^)/

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HAPPY GLORYHAMMER SINGLE RELEASE DAY TO MY PEOPLE
ARE WE HAPPY?
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Husband's spoiler free recommendation of Codex Alera by Jim Butcher
Yes, all of this is about the same character lmao
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Which Angus will win in a fight against the others?
OG Angus I
Angus XIII
Prince Angus II
Angus V
Hootsman/see results
Great work, y'all!
I'll be honest, I was not expecting OG Angus to get that many votes. He's in the middle of the pack for me, since he has the least amount of experience with the Gloryhammer and what it can do.
Angus V, sadly, comes dead last. He doesn't want to fight and is ambiguously cursed (????). Side note: we have no clue what Anstruther's dark prophecy entails and I am SO' curious.
So, it comes down to a tie between Angus II and XIII for me. II is a war machine, raised in it from a very young age, while XIII lives in a galaxy mostly at peace. Not entirely, because there are still forces of chaos, but they seemed to have a handle on things in Space 1992. However, Terrorvortex!XIII would probably win that fight.
That being said, Hootsman raised all of them and he knowns all the dirty tricks XD
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Spoilers for Death Gate Cycle
The inconsistencies in the text and the footnotes are starting to bother me. Some of them are clearly just the authors misremembering certain events: footnote in book five saying an event took place in book one vs. book two - footnote in book three misidentifying it as book four.
Others seriously complicate the timeline (which already doesn't make much sense. The time between the Sundering and when the Sartan started to fail is incredibly vague, that's fine. Samah, in Serpent Mage says they've been Sleeping for nearly a thousand years. But, if the Patryns were in the Labyrinth for a thousand years, then it can't have been long after the Sundering when the Council of Seven went to sleep.
However, Alfred's timeline doesn't match up. He doesn't remember the Sundering, which means his people on Arianus had time to have new generations and he was a young adult when they went to sleep.
Now, this can be answered by time differences between dimensions, which is fair, but no one in the text or the appendices implies that is the case and actions taken in one realm appear to affect others simultaneously, eg. Haplo entering Death's Gate in book one activating the tytans on Pryan and they have to travel enormous distances to reach our protagonists in book two.
Of course, the appendices complicate a lot of things. Book five, specifically. Haplo at the beginning of book six concludes that he will not come back to Arianus and the text backs him up with the sealing of the Labyrinth and Death's Gate in book seven. However, the appendix on the Brotherhood says he got his hands on Ciang's document about the Cursed Blade with no explanation HOW. He must have come back, because Hugh didn't give it to him. Alfred's writings imply he went to Pryan during his "years of traveling Death's Gate" however, Alfred only enters the Gate in book three, gets sent to the Vortex in book four, and doesn't resume traveling Death's Gate until book seven, at the end of which he closes the Gate. Note: I may not fully remember the events but seven is next for me and that may clear things up.
Furthermore, books one though five take place over one year - Alfred didn't have time for years of travel in less than one year.
Update: finished the series again and it made things Worse.
In the second appendix of book seven, Alfred talks about the higher power and the spiritual elements of magic. He makes references back to appendices in books two and three. One of them, discussing Patryn magic, actually gave a date: 1100 or so years into the Patryn imprisonment. Then, he casually mentions that all this academic theorizing took place while running for their lives in a horrible monster-infested magic prison that is sentient and hates them!
It was also disseminated widely enough that it became the basis of Patryn magical theory!!! To emphasize - IN THE MAGICAL PRISON OF SENTIENT DEATH!!!
Ya know, the place where people die so frequently the oldest relative anyone can be aware of is their own father, where children are raised communally because it isn't possible for parents to do it as a single or couple.
I'm so confused, y'all