do not speak to me of dragon fire

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Maekar: rings Officer on duty: You've call the local police station. I'm listening. Maekar: My sons are with you? Officer on duty: What? What sons? Maekar: Ah, you must be new. Then they're not there. Goodbye. Officer on duty: Wait! What the- Security Guard: Who called? Officer on duty: I don't know! Some madman! Asking if his sons were here. Security Guard: Oh, it's Maekar. Officer on duty: Who? Security Guard: Don't worry. His sons aren't here. But you'll meet them soon. It's inevitable.

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

imagine baelor and maekar having to travel somewhere "incognito" for some reason, so dunk takes them on a trip hedge knight style! he's spent months trying to fit into their world, now it's their turn to be on the back foot in his world

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue