do not speak to me of dragon fire

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

oh world wide web we're really in it now

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

Cats love jazz

there it is

Cats. Love. Jazz.

Can you guys watch my fairy tale prince with the lamb motif and my jaded knight who sees himself as nothing more than a starving and desperate wolf while I step out for a moment? And DON'T 🫵 let them kiss.