The Nut House Where Crazy Girls Go.

S5 ep1

Love this fucked up phycological horror stuff going on with sasuke.

Compuwter replace evwy “fight” with “FuCk”.

Some of the dialog is CRAZY SUGGESTIVE alctually lmaooo. “What’s this feeling? My lower stomaches all tight.. and.. I’ve got chills!” Like get it together naruto.

The girls are fighiiiiiiing.

“Guys stop…🥺” god Sakura I hate to say it but every bad thing about you I heard before I actually watched the show is true.

S5 ep2

Kakashi: “so let me break down Naruto and sasukes dynamic for you really quick.”

They remind me of Rem.

Kakashi y r u so sexy ?

Did he low key save Sasuke with that speech? (No)

Ok but this hella reads as an SA metaphor am I crazy??

Damn sasuke you have a way with being edgy always.

S5 ep 3

Evil non-binary spotted.

Uh oh you’ve released the beast.

“I don’t remember that.” god DAMN SASUKE CHILL

Wait is he really leaving?

“YOUR STILL ANNOYING.” GOD DAMN STOP LOL

stop he’s so easy to manipulate rn.

S5 ep4

Shikamaru is such a good character other than the blatent sexism.

Naruto is so cute with the hair down.

Nooooooo don’t invite Chogi-uuuuuuuuggggg.

Ok I can live with kiba here.

All Sakura does is talk about Sasuke it’s sad. She could have a personality but noooo.

But how are you going to LEAVE Sakura but TAKE Chogi??

S5 ep5

I do like these non battle plot episodes.

Shikamaru is the best one to have been promoted though.

Sasuke being kept in a jar reminds me of nico from the Percy Jackson series.

S5 ep 6

The stuck in a rock episode ig.

S5 ep 7

Maaaan I’m sorry but I hate chogi. Like I don’t give a fuuuuuck.

This guys curse mark looks like shiiiiiit lol Sasuke got so lucky with his.

S5 ep8

Is second state a curse mark thing or unique to him? talking about that weird looking red head big guy.

Forgive me for skipping again but I got a lot to get through.

If they want me to respect Chogi as a character then they need him to stop wearing underwear on his head.

They made him skinnier for this fight bruh.

Ok are they actually gonna kill him or is it a fake out like usual. (Fake out)

S5 ep9

Naruto soundtrack rocks lowkey.

Loving this boys trip arc.

Him spitting out the spiderwebs is so gross it’s animated a lot for some reason.

So like was he born with 6 arms or what? (They don’t elaborate btw)

S5 ep 10

This spider guy is cool actually I like his character design.

The fights in Naruto can be so ridiculous. What do you mean negie punches like 200 spiders in a minute.

So will they actually kill HIM off? Cause I don’t even trust that Chogi is dead. (Nope fake out)

Ok new credits!

So it’s just a Naruto run cycle so It is what it is.

S5 ep 11

God this fight is soooooo looooong.

Cool demon form bro.

When they have that moment later where everyone who’s “died” comes back then what.

I did like how Naruto is getting just as much screen time as the rest of them this arc.

Everyone is like yeah Naruto is getting his man’s back.

Again like these are my 2 least favorite characters low key I hope they follow through and ACTUALLY die. (They don’t)

S5 ep 12

Orochimarus evil lair is insane actually.

Rancid vibes but done well cause shit.

S5 ep13

Falling into a bottomless pit “DAMN”

Awesome character design alert.

“The flesh Orochimaru desires” can we chill?

Naruto this is a valid crashout this time I give you that.

Naruto save your princess!

Bro he wants Sasuke so bad it’s scaring the hoes.

Naruto you look fucking CRAZY.

“NO. NOT SASUKE. I WONT LET YOU DO IT!👹” he’s all yours chiiiiilll

Ok these are cool monsters.

S5 ep14

8 billion Naruto’s!!

Oooooh shiiiiitt that flute is niiiice

Ok that power is truly unique I’ve never seen that before.

Kiba hair reveal!

2 headed wolf!

S5 ep15

Kiba WOULD have lesbian moms.

Ok wolf with an eyepatch.

God Naruto looks like ass rn.

Why he stripping??

Oh ok weird bone magic! Reminds me of the locked tomb.

S5 ep 17

He does NOT look like that now… oh ok good lol I was worried.

Hearing Sasuke laugh is so off putting omg

OH SHIT ITS LEE

Lees like “go after him… GO!” love a trope

YUCKY BONE SOUNDS.

Sdjdjhdhdhd he’s about to kill him and lee just goes 1 moment I need to take my meds and this guy just goes sure Fuck it go ahead.

Ok so Elixer is just alcohol.

Lol he almost laughed!

S5 ep 18

All the bone stuff is so cool and the sound design makes me cringe.

Drunk lee is fun and animated really well lol.

S5 ep 19

Ain’t no way Gara on our side now

Ok but I LOOOOVE the sand team.

I’m glad people keep ripping on him for being sexist.

Holy shit dude DEFORESTATION!!

S5 ep 20

Ok I like Gaara now. Took like 5 minutes of being on OUR side and now we’re chill.

Noticing Orochimaru and a lot of his guys have an adgrogany to them. But not all.

Orochimaru makes me uncofortable with their presence like slade, belos or Fowler.

Ok Gaara x Lee ✍️

I’m very confused about what’s happening in this cave rn.

S5 ep 21

Orochimaru in my ear like that fucking mongoose from Barbie repunzle.

IM CALLING CHRIS HANSON.

“Orochimarus brainwashed you well, you sad little pawn”- Thank you for acknowledging it gaara. Or maybe it’s the way its voice acted ‘coming’ ‘body’ and ‘used’ are said a lot.

Gaara is EATING in this new fit. Like slaying the house down boots I’m deceased.

S5 ep22

Romantic montage number 6

It’s going on forever omg.

OMG HE BROKE UP WITH THE LEAF VILLAGE.

We finally getting Naruto vs. sasuke omg. I think the last time they physically fought was in season 1. Nope wait it wasn’t that long ago nvm.

THANK YOU FOR SLAPING SOME SENCE INTO HIM. Like wtf you mean “I’m running away with a grown man who bit me in the woods and wants me for my body” ??

Sasuke no tf you’re not your staying home.

Are Naruto and Sasuke gonna kiss again? (No :(. )

Wet cat Naruto moment

See and then Sasuke is trying to burn him alive that’s a bit intense. Chill.

S5 ep 23

NEW INTRO!

AMAZING THANK YOU

The girls are fiiiigtinggg.

Damn gave him his purse by throwing it on his motionless body.

Sasuke flashback.

Not Sasuke wanting to be a cop.

I like that they have the exact same voices as their older selves lol.

OH SHIT HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS MOMA

New outro!

I like this one B)

S5 ep24

“For old times sake” and they are 13 talking about being 12.

Sasuke flashback!

Maybe the fireball jutsu isn’t working because it’s raining dumbass.

Bro why didn’t he say anything this better be a fake out.

YES U DID IT.

Sasukes mom is beutiful

Again the sharingon looks so cool actually

And again when shows say like became chunin at 10 years old. Like don’t lie to me. No the fuck he was not.

S5 ep 25

Kinda insane how this village deals with orphans.

Damn I wonder for how long he was planning on killing Naruto.

S5 ep 26

Sasuke is thinking of how to kill him.

Omg Naruto is crying.

This fight gay as hell. (POSITIVE)

Omg the moment from the last intro.

Wait was all this internal or external dialogue?

Uh oh you’ve unlocked the beast.

Wait does Sasuke not know about the 9 tailed fox in naruto???

Oh shit that iconic moment at the end I’ve seen. That in TikTok edits. “You’re not going anywhere!!”

ICONIC.

S5 ep27

Oh fuck animation is popping off.

Naruto is kicking sasukes ass.

Ok them jumping on those logs was cool.

If he says brother I swear-

God damn it.

Sasuke loves being an edge lord good god.

DIDSASUKE JUST FUCKINB KILL HIM (I mean the show is called Naruto but still)

Is Naruto even mortal ? Like killable.

He’s warrior cat role playing again.

S5 ep 28

PLEASE let the curse mark demon thing doesn’t look stupid.

It loooks so stupid great.

Looks like a whole other character.

Though Naruto’s eyeliner is popping off.

EW WTF THAST SO DUMB. The hand wing things?????

The concept is there but the execution is NOT.

he did NOT SAY THAT. (Little girl!)????

It’s looking right at me gulp

WHAT IS HAPPENING ??? White orb??

Hand holding how sweet

ICONIC RAIN SCENE.

No fucking way he’s dead, it’s his show!

How are they gonna bring him back let’s see.

Oh ok he wasn’t dead. They never die.

He’s standing there like a little kid

Who the fuck are you???

S5 ep 27

Their hospitals and version of surgery’s are just insane.

NO ONE DIED???

Ah shit we’re going to the diddy dungeon.

“Girl leave him” -pervy sage

This intro is VERY familiar. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard this song before. Makes me wonder if season 4 is more iconic than others. Who knows we’ll see.

Ep 1

These fits ARE EVERYWHERE. The black and red??? Bro it’s from NARUTO???

Oh shit itachi is STRONGER? I thought Orochimaru was supposed to be like hella OP top dog. Guess they can both be OP but ya know.

GOD I HATE PERVY SAGE. Making a character a perv is the #1 way to make a character immediately unlikable :/.

PLEASE DONT MAKE HIM HOKAGE PLEASE BRO PLEASE

Ok the purple nails are cunt. Whole outfit matter of fact. I was not familiar with your drip itachi. But the ponytail is a choice.

At least the outro is pretty good this time

Ep 2

Ok ok fine yeah the sharingon eyes look so tuff 😫 you got me. I can’t lie anymore.

Why was everyone like president of the special forces by like 13 like that’s CRAZY STOP LYING THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!

why is everyone always being crucified?

Is this an evengelion reference??

Geeeeezus dude maybe tone it down… dayum like was that nessasary. (I can’t remember what this was a reaction too lol)

“Might guy more like mighty stupid looking guy” damn dude that’s crazy.

He’s really growing on me too.

Ep3

See I would love Jiraiya but then his evil horny alter ego shows and it’s disorienting.

I’m catching maternal feelings for Naruto.

He’s just incredibly endearing and I can see how this show got so popular when it aired.

Sasuke obviously has a thing for Naruto dude it’s an actual love triangle for once.

Sasuke->Naruto->Sakura->Sasuke

Seeing Orochimaru as a kid All casual is weirding me out.

Again this show can be so FUNNNIEEE.

Also uh oh Sasuke your man’s in trouble lol.

PLEASE STOP WITH THE PERV JOKES PLEAAAASE

OH SHIT THAT PLOT TWIST WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WTF.

Ep 4

Wow Sasuke looks absolutely nothing like his father. Aaaand exactly like his mother. Checks out.

LOVE that we’re finnally getting the traumatic Sasuke flashback.

Bro no wonder Sasuke is like that. Like that was SOOOO unnessasary bro.

“To measure my ability’s” yeah I wonder if that’s true at all.

Ouch yep broke tf out of his wrist.

And saved maybe by perve sage I hope that woman he’s carrying is fine lol.

Ep5

It’s kinda funny how there are 2 different organizations trying to kidnap both Naruto and Sasuke.

How many times are they getting to fling them into that wall.

Damn Itachi is kicking the shit out of him.

Had no clue toad magic was so versatile.

Ep6

Not a whole lot going on with this episode so far new lady introduced who might become prominent.

“I don’t get the whole girl thing”-Naruto what are you talking about don’t you have a huge crush on sakura???

Ep7

Ya know I actually like these training episodes. I much prefer to see these than the fight ones.

Love Naruto wanting a father figure SO BAD waaaa

I will be your father Naruto don’t worry.

Ep8

Scenes be like ‘ slowly zooms on Sasukes curse mark’

“AAAAAH MY ARRRRRMSSS” Hahhaa get fucked dude.

Ep9

“ She’s strong… and powerful… she must be single no doubt” and what. Pray tell. Has that to do with anything rn?

Oh wait maybe he’s into her lol. am I dumb?

Ep10

“HELLOOO???? IM UNDERAGE????”- Naruto

Im clipping that.

Damn nice rack.

Flicked his forehead and he went flying.

Wait why is the outro different.

Ok so I’m guessing there will be a beach episode at some point this season. (There’s not)

Love this speeedpaint very reminiscent of the time.

Ep 11

They gave the big tittywoman the plot line with the neckless oh I’m sure.

The necklaces does looks cute tho.

Sorry but white hair guy kinda ugly.

Now I feel bad cause he died and it was sactually SO sad and fucked.

And the depiction of her gambling problem keeps getting more and more serious yikes girl

Naruto is so funny why has he been sleeping outside lately. He HAS a hotel room he can sleep in it’s not like he has to.

I don’t get why Naruto didn’t come to the hotel room for a week and evil ninja warlocks are after him and this guy doesn’t think maybe he got jumped?

ep 13

The back of her hair also looks like boobs lol.

BRO CLOSEUP SHOT OF HER NECKLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF HER CLEAVAGE AS ITS MOIST FROM HWR TEARS stop they zoomed in again as I was typing. Knock it OFF.

Yeah I basically have to come to terms that the artists want you to notice the huge boobs they drew.

“What are you Doing here kabuto??” Ooooh narutooo. Sweet summer child.

Kabuto can still get it tho.

The would you win against a dozen 3rd graders hypothetical.

ep14

Yeah the animation in this seasons intro is actually done pretty good.

Does Orochimaru have scales or is he sweating I can’t tell.

OMG she has ptsd SO BAD.

Didndjdkdi naruto taking a karate punch to the forhead and he barley moves.

Yeah this fight is getting a little long siiigh.

OMG NARUTO YOU KILLED HIM. (He didn’t)

LOL the intro immediately after all cute lol.

ep15

Please tell me the combat from now isnt gonna be laser blasts and stuff. Cause I hate fights like that.

You think Naruto’s gonna make it? (Sarcasm)

Why does Orochimaru always use his power in the weirdest fucking way possible.

Oh shit I did NOT expect her to die (she didn’t)

What is this music?

Ok it’s a giant monster fights that’s why the music was like that.

ep 16

I may not be a fan of big monster fights but that doesn’t mean I can’t be a fan of big monsters.

All three are really cool especially that snake.

The fighting with the tongue is so GOOFY.

wait why are they in the middle of an endless feild I just noticed that.

ep 17

this episode suuuucks

ep 18

Not this fuking five year old moaterboading big tits bruh.

Like legit if this becomes a thing I will consider not watching anymore. It is that serious.

Bros an incel I hope his dad smacks the fuck out of him.

ep19

Nothing to note

ep20

I like rock lee and guy but I have to admit I’m not super invested in this recovery arc.

I find these characters are best in moderation.

ep21

This is a really fun episode I love filler with the main cast.

Sakura that was actually pretty good quick thinking.

ep 22

I swear that guy is the same voice as sasuke

Also he’s like ninja racist ?? Lol??

ep23

Good to know we got reoccurring characters from the chunien exam arc.

Damn holy budget animation.

ep24

New intro! Another one that I like B). But why did I have to see sasukes whole bare ass.

Oh shit he’s doing the water spin thing.

I love Naruto remembering he can walk on water out of nowhere.

“Mouth to mouth…it’s the only way..” for sure Naruto.

Unfortunately I already know Sakura ends with Sasuke but I can help but hope she get with literally ANYONE ELSE. Like it seems like she likes this other guy low key.

New outro as well! Nothing crazy but I do like this one better than the last one. Good colors and a good song!

ep 25

This episodes animation looks p good

ep26

Me when Im mid rat morph. 7:05

So Is this guy one of Naruto’s boyfriends or what?

S3 E3

“You know you actually have a tight sexy little body”

God ok now why did he say that. Bro is like twelve here.

I never have much to say about the fights but I liked fan lady and shadow guys fight a lot.

So what you’re saying is the whole world is obsessed with sasuke got it.

The fight between Gara and Sasuke was super fun and entertaining and I do wish for once it went on longer.

Though this chase sequence through the woods is good too. I much prefer this more guerrilla style fighting instead of the supervised 1v1 match fights.

S3 E21

Dude 2nd lord hokage can fukin GET IT dude. I don’t care if he’s an unrelated dead body imbued with the soul essence to look and act like him. He’s fine as hell.

Damn Naruto beat the ever loving pulp out of that sand monster.

Ok season 3 finale was pretty good but really drawn out like all the fights but otherwise it was great. Orochimaru is a really promising and imposing villain for the series going forward, he really made a big impression this season and he’s creepy as hell.

I knew that giant toad was going to pay off I was waiting for it. I actually love the toad.

-ok so I didn’t write much considering it’s nearly 30 episodes and I didn’t keep total track of what episode I was watching so I wrote down the episode numbers randomly

-also I went into this not expecting to like the show so I’m kinda a tough crowd oops

Low key LOVE the new intro

They don’t do the Naruto run until the second season I just realized s2e2

The season 2 outro is bootycheeks sorry.

Naruto has adhd and dyslexia so bad it’s FATAL.

But seriously I’m pretty surprised at how relatable Naruto is cause I wasn’t expecting it. Him taking that written test brought back my own school memories. Shout out to my fellow neurodivergents with learning disabilities.

The sand village trios character designs are SO GOOD. A lot of characters will randomly serve and be dripped out I love the fishnets everywhere.

Ya know if Naruto didn’t bring up that kiss in his imagination I would have forgot all about it.

This fucking tongue lady is fucking crazy to look at

S2 Ep 4

Ooooah is this where the Naruto groomer audio came from ?

“And that predator .. is ME” yeah I noticed

Finnaly Sakura DOES SOMETHING. Thank god I had given up hope.

And they are watching a vhs tape now ok. I’m always caught off guard by the technology they apparently have.

Yeah basically I’d crack about at least 5 naruto men wide open. Maybe like 2 women. I’ll probably make a list when I’m further in.

Yeah sauske is not beating the omega allegations.

IS THAT JEFF THE KILLER?!?!??!!

S2 e15

Take a shot every time Naruto is gay for Sauske I’m black out drunk.

I’f I had a nickel for every time there was a metaphorical CSA scene in my child’s cartoon I’d have 3 nickles, which isn’t ALOT but it’s weird that it happened THREE times.

I’m not as interested in these fights but I do like some more than others.

Kankuro vs. random guy. Lame

Sakura vs. ino. Eh

Fan girl vs. ten ten. lame

Akamaru vs. Naruto. Cool

Hinata vs. Neji. DONT give a fuck I’m sorry. Though the concept of HOW they are fighting IS interesting. But their characters are both cardboard so eeeeh lame

Gaara vs. Rock lee cool. Also I’ve seen the scene where he takes off the weights it just clicked that it’s from Naruto.

Choji vs. that guy eh

Like I’m sure these are all awesome if you like long fights like this but Alas I do not.

S2 ep 25

Ok. So. Like. Orochimaru wants to like abduct Sasuke and “make him mine forever”… dog….

Also he notes Naruto is a problem because he has sway over Sasukes heart and mind OK

So is this gonna result in like the hero Naruto rescues princess Sasuke from Okomarus evil clutches or what? Cause I’d be down for that lol

S2 ep 26

“ITS YOU YA CLOSET PERV”-Naruto bro WHAT DID HE CALL HIM???