no better than they, those wet creatures

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

You think I'm just memeing here, but the Costco parking lot is in fact the perfect place to meet people who feel strongly that the only way to prove their manhood is to attempt to do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves with a shopping cart containing two hundred kilos of Diet Coke.

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?