apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them