War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

system of a left

system of a right

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving