War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

High fantasy is when the elfs are smoking weed or something

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

Nature valley granola bars come pre-exploded for your inconvenience