War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table

i basically dont have any fire arrows

There are no servals in this post. Or fire arrows.

do you promise?

There is one crafty and well-hidden serval in this post.

i'm so scared...

hey- look at me while im posting to you.

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?