War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i have tested positive for tzatziki

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

ah hell, why not. a little getting shot i nthe back of the head never hurt anyone

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.