War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

@war-crime-wizard a stunning lady, if you can find her :3

Now THAT is a stylish hat.

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it