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Voting ended onAug 10

#ok Mr war-crime-wizard I wonder which you're angling for #<- prev tags #I'm rather fond of unicorns #You are now a selkie

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Voting ended onAug 10

#wizard obvi #elf wizard perhaps #<- prev tags #Love thay #That #You're now a siren #Clearly since all bisexuals are magical that way

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Voting ended onAug 10

#hmm what do I assign to tumblr user war-crime-WIZARD #<- prev tags #One of life's greatest mysteries #Let me know if you solve it #Also get elfed

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Voting ended onAug 10

#what if i didn't press wizard just to fuck with you #<- prev tags #You get turned into a jackalope like the other scheming scoundrels before you

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#poll #wizard!#duhhhhh #<-prev tags #Dragons not on the list #You are an honorary wizard now

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#elf #just because #<- prev tags #Turning you into a jackalope

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

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WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

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love how this post is still going and it’s been like a decade since you could change text when you reblogged things

chefpyro

i’m having a stroke

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can somebody caption this for me

magearna

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

tyrannosaurus-rex

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

pukicho

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

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mgrrrroaaaaaahhg

pukicho

Go on, don’t be shy

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‪Art by Bruce Pennington ‘The Pawns of Null-A’ (A. E. van Vogt, 1973). Pic from Ultraterranium: The Paintings of Bruce Pennington by Nigel Suckling‬

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hey

fukin bites u

fhauly

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

heirtocragflame

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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Voting ended onAug 10

#do i even need to say it?#<- prev tags #I like validation :3

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Eilean Donan Castle, Scotland

#Home #I wanna be home

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Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

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or someone has the weirdest ass ever

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the opposite of gandalf big naturals

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