War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

My fuckass knights read some toxic Yuri bullshit and now they all surrendered because they want to get like. Captured and tortured and whatever. Girl we have a sex dungeon in the city you don't need to leave my precious bridges UNDEFENDED!!!!!!!!

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

I bet it feels good as fuck to transform into a grotesque beast and roar really loud.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Squires will see you casting Magic Barrier and proclaim: "The bumbling fool hath not learned to wield a shield!"

if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love

relapsed on boar hunting