War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

i wish i was a balljointed doll so i could sit on some lonely guys shelf and collect dust

yall the only lonely guys who want balljointed dolls are on some FREAK shit you DO NOT WANT THIS

dont tell me what i want i know the market

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

reblog to activate Bees

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks