War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

knight whos tired of fighting. knight whos forced to fight for reasons they cannot utter. knight whos eyes are cold and sad as fighting is their only recourse

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

Whatever else one can say about Tolkien, deciding to resolve accidentally using the same elf name twice by going "actually, it's the same guy; yeah, he just walked back to Middle-Earth from the afterlife – in fact, all elves can technically do that, but he's the only one who did" was kind of a move.

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind