War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

I kill your grandad's foes

They die incredible

I'll cross this big ass moat

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

World Heritage Post

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

@theboredvoid *pets you wrong* You are fluffye now

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

What?

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.