War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

@snailifier ♡

@=: <3

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

system of a left

system of a right

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one