War Crime Wizard

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

*machine gun fire* OwO

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

Eating toxic mushrooms right off the forest floor with the same enthusiasm and joie de vivre I take to all matters in life

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers

spell that makes you get up and do the thing you were procrastinating ⚡️

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again