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gondwana

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

#So you can have it all?

theboredvoid

cant feel legs

starving-little-orphan-boy

heh. that’s okay.. i’ll feel them for you. (gently touches yuor leg)

theboredvoid

thank you starving orphan, please dont eat them.

themissingteasp69n

daily-op-ed

FLCL (Gainax & Production I.G, 2000)

Ride on Shooting Star - The Pillows (Ending 1) Masayuki (Animation Supervisor, Still Cam)

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nyancrimew

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

skyrim-forever

Todd Edit Every Day Until TES VI: Day 522

He's no longer interested in joining...

sexybritishllama

the problem with playing disco elysium is that after you've played it you can't play it for the first time again. someone should fix this

sexybritishllama

kingsweeviladvisor

what people think being a evil wizard is like:

- space lightning

- cursing your enemies

what being and evil wizard is actually like:

- saying "i'm insane" all the time to defend yourself so people know that you are aware of how insane you sound

- hearing all the sounds that everything in the universe makes and fitting them together as a song

- knowing that magic is not changing how this song sounds but singing along and dancing to it

- and if i'm honest. a little bit of space lightning and cursing your enemies. as a treat

wizard-council-bureaucrat

and tax evasion?

poppiesnroses

ohohoho you're not going to trap me THAT easily, wizard-council-bureaucrat!

wizard-council-bureaucrat

serenadeformice-deactivated2025

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

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angelicguy

Damn.... it was so close

#Man and it was JUST about to come out

Foggy as fuck out

vampyyprincess

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

xargon

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

fritolaycorporation

is this an actual corporate account???

buy our chimps

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goslinggf

i love you rice with some bullshit

enchantedbook

"Offering" by Ulla Thynell

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