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100 drafts - because I be plotting but no follow through
Never let anyone know your next move not even yourself

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A friend of mine was going to start a TV show and I was waiting for the perfect reaction to a certain scene I knew they'd freak out about
But then they didn't watch it
And they just did - so I sent my reaction, then I sent a follow up with the timestamp of exactly how long I've been waiting
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And to make it funnier it was El Ministerio del Tiempo and it was about the Inquisition so my reaction was the nobody expects the Inquisition
It kind of went:
Friend: THE INQUISITION?!????
Me: *gif of nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition* Me: *timestamp of how long I've been waiting to send it in my drafts*
Friend: ...You waited over a year to send me that??
Me: Nobody expects me but I am always waiting. Just like the Inquisition Me: *resends gif of nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition*
I made a mistake today
I misspoke the word cavernÃcola which is "caveman" - gender neutral but ends in A
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I said "cavernÃculo" ...which is like "cave-ass"
I think I was accidentally talking about cave-holes idk don't be like me
usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
I've got to find myself more macrophage
Now Hiring: macrophages
immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage
¿Cómo se dice "fresh water" en español? Is it still "agua fresca" or is that just the fruit drinks?
It's a separate expression!
The term for "fresh water" (or freshwater as an adjective) is agua dulce
Literally that would mean "sweet water" where "sweet" is thought of as the opposite of "salty"
But for example, pez de agua dulce is "freshwater fish" vs pez de agua salada "saltwater fish"
So in any situation people are looking for drinking water etc it's agua dulce
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Sometimes you'll also see agua potable which is "potable water" or "drinkable water" or "drinking water", or in some situations agua limpia which is "clean water" to mean the water is unused or new
At least in my experience agua fresca is the drink

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Learned the word empecinado/a today which is a somewhat fancier word for "dauntless" or "stubborn" kind of more on the "inflexible" side
............it does not in fact mean "covered in fish" like I thought it did
Learned a new word/expression today which I did not realize would be such a surprise given what it is but -
So I was trying to figure out the context of an expression involving la peineta which is a word related to el peine "comb"... now I thought la peineta was also "comb" or a specific kind of comb like the ornamental ones... and to be fair, it does mean "comb"
But the expression that I actually was looking at was hacer la peineta for Spain... which is "to give someone the finger" or "to flip someone off"
I know the general expressions are pretty literal in default Spanish - and I know some of the Latin American versions; like I know sacar el dedo, mostrar el dedo, I also know that some countries call it una pistola which would normally mean "gun" which is a whole other bit of confusion
Surprisingly, this is the first time I've come across this one
.......Moral of the story, always look it up if it uses hacer or dar. Sometimes you're "making a comb", sometimes you're "flipping someone off"
Sometimes character names from Marvel in Spanish just fully take me out - I don't know if this is just Spain or if Latin America translates it differently, but Dr. Doom's name in Spanish instead of Victor von Doom is Victor von Muerte. Or "Doctor Muerte"... Doctor Death
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It's exactly the same level of edgelord but I got used to Doom in English
So now "Victor von Death" is throwing me off so badly
But also I don't think any other word would have the same impact in Spanish - la muerte is so to the point and can be "doom". Nothing else sounds right
Do you have any tips for knowing when to use entonces vs asÃ?
This is going to depend on context
The two have different meanings in regular Spanish, but as filler words they can translate to the same thing
Can you recommend some good tv shows to improve my Spanish?
Hmm well I’d say spanishskulduggery would be the one to ask for this. I don’t watch much TV. And when I do, it’s usually some documentary about Colombian drug smugglers. Followers, what do you suggest?
So my personal favorite is El ministerio del tiempo which is good especially if you like Spanish history
Isabel is good but it’s historical in places - not hard to understand but it’s a historical drama
I also like Acapulco… there’s Elite or Club de Cuervos or Money Heist if you like high drama
If you want more of a soap opera there’s Gran Hotel which has a version for Spain and a version for Mexico
There’s Betty la Fea
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And if you have Netflix, any Netflix original has a Spanish dub (sometimes two depending on region) and Spanish subtitles
That applies to anime, TV shows, and movies
I personally enjoyed watching the Camp Cretaceous series in English and then also in Spanish. But it does appear in any Netflix original. I think other streaming services also have options for dubs/subs so it’s always a good idea to look
I would add: Cien años de Soledad, they did an absolutely fantastic job with a novel that is notoriously hard to film. On Netflix, with a new season coming soon.
And, if you can find it, Los Espookys! Some really hilarious bits, totally fun show. Fred Armisen, Julio Torres, Anna Fabrega among the wonderful cast.
I didn't realize there was an adaptation of it!
But yeah that novel would be a nightmare to film lol so now I'm curious how they did it
[Also Los Espookys is great]

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I also wanted to share for people who are intermediate-advanced language learners - I don't know if it's the same for Xbox, but Nintendo Switch and Playstation have options to change your console's language settings
Doing so for the Switch almost always changes the language of the games
Though there are some games like Pokemon that will give you language options right up front; same with some Playstation games you will often have the option to change the language settings somewhere (usually in options)
This can be done for Spanish, but also for multiple other languages. And in the case of Spanish (and I think sometimes Portuguese) you'll have the option to change it between European and Latin American [For Portuguese it would be European vs Brazilian]
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Again, this is really more for people who need a sustained challenge and already know the important basics of a language, but that's my preferred way of practicing my reading
Although some games do actually have dubs as well - though in the case of Spanish often times it's European Spanish which isn't a bad thing [and sometimes the settings are old-fashioned so it makes it feel more historical] but it is something to be aware of
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This can also be really fun just if you like translation and you're good at the language you can see how some people do certain choices like jokes or idiomatic expressions, or the names of enemies etc
You also get to sometimes see little mistakes here and there which I love because it makes me feel a little less imposter syndrome-y
Can you recommend some good tv shows to improve my Spanish?
Hmm well I’d say spanishskulduggery would be the one to ask for this. I don’t watch much TV. And when I do, it’s usually some documentary about Colombian drug smugglers. Followers, what do you suggest?
So my personal favorite is El ministerio del tiempo which is good especially if you like Spanish history
Isabel is good but it's historical in places - not hard to understand but it's a historical drama
I also like Acapulco... there's Elite or Club de Cuervos or Money Heist if you like high drama
If you want more of a soap opera there's Gran Hotel which has a version for Spain and a version for Mexico
There's Betty la Fea
...
And if you have Netflix, any Netflix original has a Spanish dub (sometimes two depending on region) and Spanish subtitles
That applies to anime, TV shows, and movies
I personally enjoyed watching the Camp Cretaceous series in English and then also in Spanish. But it does appear in any Netflix original. I think other streaming services also have options for dubs/subs so it's always a good idea to look
Hi , I'm a Spanish teacher and was looking for some resources .
Do you have any suggestions?
Thankyou.
Going to depend on what level of Spanish you're looking for but my go-to resource for everyone who needs the bare bones grammar of any level is www.studyspanish.com/grammar
Spanish Grammar Online: Contents (Enrique Yepes, Bowdoin) is very similar but sometimes has more particular topics
If it's more advanced things and you need specific information:
Hispanoteca
Fundeu
I also recommend Forvo for Spanish pronunciation to hear the differences between Spanish-speaking countries like hearing what LL sounds like in Argentina vs Spain vs Mexico is great
www.wordreference.com is the GOAT especially the forums
And for assorted translation needs I check out ContextoReverso for more everyday Spanish, and Linguee for more formal Spanish
Biblioteca Digital Ciudad Seva – Ciudad Seva - Luis López Nieves is what I sometimes use for reading practice; specifically cuentos which is "short stories" - some are older or public domain, but they are shorter than the actual novels and plays which you could read but it depends on how much time you have
My other favorite resources are wiktionary for etymology purposes, and wikipedia in Spanish for extra reading practice that is more practical and everyday - and some topics have more information in Spanish if they're related to Spanish-speaking countries
Sorry for not being around very often lately - I accidentally became important at my job and it's killing my soul uwu
I'm always thinking of the "you know what really gets my goat?" "el chupacabra" joke

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Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo
????
Hey. What
"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt
I am happy to inform you what chupa chups can translate to <3
my favourite lollipop: sucky sucks
I am happy to
inform you what chupa chups
can translate to <3
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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no one likes me or my image