jared

Daft Punk is playing at my house #myhouse.

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead