I am but a worm on a string taped to a fan that god has turned up to max speed
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Xuebing Du

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#extradirty
Game of Thrones Daily
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosimo Galluzzi
Doug Jones

if i look back, i am lost

gracie abrams
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
EXPECTATIONS

pixel skylines

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I am but a worm on a string taped to a fan that god has turned up to max speed

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updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?
perfect
Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo
????
Hey. What
"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt
I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game
(insp.)
#as a teacher myself he makes me ill#educating students is a beautiful wonderful thing @carhmel

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do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
can't in good conscience leave this out
I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.
Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century
Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
Tomorrow is March 28th!

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
Behold TALL BEVERLEY!
change does not come from a place of comfort
I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about
23 days later

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I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
I won’t hesitate bitch
Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
Kermit the Frog jumps off building
Fr e sh a voca do
back at it again at Krispy Kreme
There is only one thing worse than a rapist
Club Jam (yes a really good book)
At least the taco was free
I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
Grandma loves ping pong too much
If your name is Junior
Welcome to Target
I’m just cooking pizza
Cole Sprouse dress-up game
On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
Kid smacked by fly swatter
Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
WE’RE BREAKING FREE
SAIL
I’m Squidward
So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
So no head? (breaking skateboard)
Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
What the fuck, Richard
Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
Bored as shiiiiii
Liberian accent (plasma globe)
New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
Summertime sadness (chicken)
More like hurricane TORTILLA
I got an a-bor-tion
All Around the World (TheJasminator)
When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
Snake licks lollipop
Accept yourself, love yourself
Be whatever you wanna be
Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
Can I please get a waffle?
Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
Kevin, watch the light dude
Horse meditation
A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
Helium balloons (floating car)
Fireplace fairy
I’m your freestyle dance teacher
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Which way the Quiznos is
Impossible paper toss shot
Hemtube (dancing with cat)
I nurture my skin (Shaq)
Why are you running
Happy birthday?
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
Farkle falling
Fuck you (soda machine)
Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
Take On Me
And now my sock is wet (water gun)
All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
When there’s too much drama at school
Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
What’s your name? (ouija board)
Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
Girl scared of convertible car
Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
Would you like the spider on your hand?
Shopping cart crash
We actually have the chip reader now
I’M A GIRAFFE
Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
BEAUTY