Bonjour, C'est La Vie des Chats

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

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not now frightening ghoul there's a fucking bounny

that's right and good

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

we will share with you

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

im in court again

update guilty no chance parole

im not bailing you out this time asshole