Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

dude I want to throw uppp i made a mistake at worrrkkkk that isnt a big deal dealllll but I hate that I made ittttt

"mint you make a lot of mistakes" I work 12s and do a lot of overtime and im an idiot

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

older, lonely neighbor Toji who is just a bit surprised when you, the younger, quiet cute lil thing you are, knocks on his door in just a bathing suit, with a beer in offering in one hand and a bottle of sunscreen in the other

"i dont have any kinks" bf x the girlfriend whos about to turn him into her own personal pervert