he posts.

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

girl who knows everything: Hi im Knowlly

girl who knows some things: hi im nuancica

Girl who rally doesn't know anything: Hi! Im um.. uh. Ummm

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

girl who knows everything: Hi im Knowlly

girl who knows some things: hi im nuancica

no talk me if you have hate in your heart for the fruit of the cow 🧀😤

dont call it that.

bro you literally call your cold cuts "slommy"

that was supposed to be between us

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

There is (Part 1)

Actually, the post you linked to as part 1 was made after mine. i just come up with this shit with my mind

TODDLER JOHN WICK: Yeah. Im thinking its nap time

now keep in mind that bad postsa re also part of the process

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

tumblr thinks krogurr should talk about this.

talk about what, buddy?

i hope they assassinate MORE republican senators to distract from mitch mcconnell definitely being dead

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

Anyone who ever listened to the black eyed peas has been dead thousands of years. Feel old yet?

my....hhhhhhumps.....mmy hhhhhhhhhhhhumps.....

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real