The North Pole

Send help i accidentally looked at a post about the Sharks for 0.3 seconds too long and now my entire For You is wilmack

The suzufield betrayal 😔😔😔

Guys please we cant keep doing this

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

If a news report comes out of the UK about a man getting arrested for holding open a door for someone and saying 'good morning' while not having a doorperson license, I'd believe it.

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

today they test me again for gestational diabetes, keep me in your thoughts and prayers folks

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

God fucking damn it

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????