i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
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trying on a metaphor

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we're not kids anymore.

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
Always reblog.
The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.
The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.
Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.
Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.
the thing about ningxian during the burial mounds era is that to wei wuxian their relationship is a nice friends-with-benefits/something in-between type deal, but to wen ning they’ve been living in a monsterfucking tragedy
thinking about this again because I was mentally debating whether or not wei wuxian would consider himself a monsterfucker, specifically with regards to being with wen ning. I would say his answer is ‘no, of course not, wen ning isn’t a monster he’s a person and my friend why would you think of him like that’, but meanwhile wen ning himself is standing off to the side in a little corner of self-loathing nodding and going ‘yeah he’s a monsterfucker’
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compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post
saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

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all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
3 am thinking about how windows over kitchen sinks are traditionally women's spaces & always domestic spaces, & so those of us who occupy those spaces usually fill them with little things that bring us joy. Just for us, not for spouses or kids or for what company-guests will think. if you're in the kitchen to the degree of paying attention to the sink details, you are usually ok to know what the domestic laborers of the home enjoy.
thinking about my grandmother's birdfeeders and stained glass suncatcher. my mother's cobalt glass vase & bits of colorful glazed pottery & carved wood, beautiful organic vessels & cute whimsical creatures. one friend's plants. another's prisms. lace curtains. novelty figurines. seashells. pieces of our joy, warmed in the sunlight, witnessed by us at our mundane tasks, witness to our daily lives.
my mother's kitchen window
@gwogobo "show us your windowsil" kinda what I was hoping for! Show meeeee
here's my own window, decked out for the autumn harvest holidays.
I laughed so fucking hard at this
3 am thinking about how windows over kitchen sinks are traditionally women's spaces & always domestic spaces, & so those of us who occupy those spaces usually fill them with little things that bring us joy. Just for us, not for spouses or kids or for what company-guests will think. if you're in the kitchen to the degree of paying attention to the sink details, you are usually ok to know what the domestic laborers of the home enjoy.
thinking about my grandmother's birdfeeders and stained glass suncatcher. my mother's cobalt glass vase & bits of colorful glazed pottery & carved wood, beautiful organic vessels & cute whimsical creatures. one friend's plants. another's prisms. lace curtains. novelty figurines. seashells. pieces of our joy, warmed in the sunlight, witnessed by us at our mundane tasks, witness to our daily lives.
my mother's kitchen window
yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes
“there’s that penny again, pa!”
this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes
I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.
the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

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3 am thinking about how windows over kitchen sinks are traditionally women's spaces & always domestic spaces, & so those of us who occupy those spaces usually fill them with little things that bring us joy. Just for us, not for spouses or kids or for what company-guests will think. if you're in the kitchen to the degree of paying attention to the sink details, you are usually ok to know what the domestic laborers of the home enjoy.
thinking about my grandmother's birdfeeders and stained glass suncatcher. my mother's cobalt glass vase & bits of colorful glazed pottery & carved wood, beautiful organic vessels & cute whimsical creatures. one friend's plants. another's prisms. lace curtains. novelty figurines. seashells. pieces of our joy, warmed in the sunlight, witnessed by us at our mundane tasks, witness to our daily lives.
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
the untamed + normal horoscopes tweets
love and relationships edition
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it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means
do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?
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