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I know this has been done many times but I love that episode so fucking much lmao

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This young girl uses âlos,â âlasâ and the gender-neutral âlesâ â watch her explain why. âfrom REMEZCLA on twitter.
to all the cowards who whine âhow will i explain it to my kids??â i say: how about you shut up and let your kids explain it to you.
âMaâam, you donât have to be a lawyer to defend someone elseâ wow she snapped
dammnn she really popped off with that last line though
IN THIS HOUSE WE STAN THIS KID
as someone who studies linguistics, i will never not laugh when someone says âthat word doesnât existâ like, my good bitch. if a word is regularly used by a certain amount of people then it exists. if it has its own grammatical rules then its perfectly valid. itâs part of their lexicon now, sweetie. âItâs a made up wordâ honey, all words are made up. Linguists didnât just fucking excavate athens and were like BEHOLD!!! VOCABULARY!! âthat word isnât in the dictionaryâ dictionaries are not rule books, theyâre record books. âRefrigerateâ didnât exist 200 years ago and yet here we are. a language that doesnât adapt to an ever changing society is bound to be lost because, eventually, it wonât be able to keep up with social progress. you motherfuckers.
i mmmmiss him i misshim

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Congress or the cabinet or the joint chiefs or some group in Washington has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing ever this month.
PLEASSEEEEEE MANIFESTING THIS we need it to happen
FUCK ICE
they meet!! :D
"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book
we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this
:0 i would LOVE some book recs possible đ
If you want some YA that has a roughly similar structure and some similar-ish plot elements:
If you want some Adult aimed novellas that are fantasy/sci fi
If you want something longer, deeply thought provoking (even confusing), and cool as hell-
And obligatory Terry Prachett and Le Guin recs:

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i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest thatâs just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know
my sweet BinchâŚ..
well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????
i want to thank everyone for getting this horrible post to 40k notes today thank you
ITS DECEMBER!! đ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!Â
ITS BINCH SEASON
HAPPY 11TH ANNIVERSARY TO ONE OF THE SADDEST FUCKING EPISODES IN ALL OF NINJAGO HISTORY
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is âMr. Blue Skyâ by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
I wonât hesitate bitch
Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
Whaddup, Iâm Jared Iâm 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
Kermit the Frog jumps off building
Fr e sh a voca do
back at it again at Krispy Kreme
There is only one thing worse than a rapist
Club Jam (yes a really good book)
At least the taco was free
I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
Grandma loves ping pong too much
If your name is Junior
Welcome to Target
Iâm just cooking pizza
Cole Sprouse dress-up game
On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
Kid smacked by fly swatter
Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
Um Iâm not finished (Tyler the Creator)
WEâRE BREAKING FREE
SAIL
Iâm Squidward
So Iâm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
So no head? (breaking skateboard)
Actually, Megan (I canât sit anywhere)
No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
What the fuck, Richard
Drop it like itâs hot (its just luke)
Bored as shiiiiii
Liberian accent (plasma globe)
New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
Summertime sadness (chicken)
More like hurricane TORTILLA
I got an a-bor-tion
All Around the World (TheJasminator)
When thereâs a cutie next to you at a red light
Snake licks lollipop
Accept yourself, love yourself
Be whatever you wanna be
Donât touch Zacâs music (LENARR)
Whoever threw that paper, your momâs a ho
Can I please get a waffle?
Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
Kevin, watch the light dude
Horse meditation
AÂ girl a dream & a clothing hanger
Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
Helium balloons (floating car)
Fireplace fairy
Iâm your freestyle dance teacher
I canât believe youâve done this
Which way the Quiznos is
Impossible paper toss shot
Hemtube (dancing with cat)
I nurture my skin (Shaq)
Why are you running
Happy birthday?
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
Farkle falling
Fuck you (soda machine)
Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
Take On Me
And now my sock is wet (water gun)
All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
When thereâs too much drama at school
Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
Whatâs your name? (ouija board)
Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
Girl scared of convertible car
Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
Would you like the spider on your hand?
Shopping cart crash
We actually have the chip reader now
IâM A GIRAFFE
Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE ITâS HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ÍĄ~ ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
With the news of the Ninjago and Fortnite collab, as well as the live action movie looming over us, I just wanted to say:
Regardless of how the ninja are portrayed in the future, I think we should still respect everyone's ethnicity and body type headcanons. Ninjago has been around for a long time, and I think one of the beautiful parts of this fandom is the incredible diversity among artists and writers.
Everyone sees the ninja in different ways: different races, heights, weights, scars, etc. I really really love that part of the fandom, and I don't want to lose it with new projects coming out.
All of this to say, even if the Fortnite collab or Live Action movie contradicts your headcanons, please don't stop sharing them or portraying them! I, for one, would love to see them.
Thank you.
So play like a noob? got it
Youâre joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesnât know what theyâre doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies theyâre pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
Chessmasters when their opponent doesnât make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:
#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???
Iâm currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because heâs just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.
I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know Iâm faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?
I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. Itâs fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because âWho would run that?!â Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. Iâm not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.
The Newbie Flail⢠is the most terrifying attack imaginable.
âThe best swordsman on the planet doesnât fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.â
One of the main reasons fencing against a total beginner can be difficult is that they have no self-preservation. They either donât know or donât care to defend themselves the way someone with more experience does, and have no issue leaving themselves vulnerable to make attacks, which breaks down the usual tempo of a fight and puts you on the defensive (because you value your safety), and you donât want to be on the defensive.
If I had a nickel every time I recieved fencing advise from a trans girl on tumblr with the term catgirl in her url Iâd have two nickels! Which you know itâs not a lot but itâs funny it happened twice.
We have a long and treasured warrior history. Google âwarrior catsâ to find out more

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Ares in Mythology:
Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw).Â
The only time heâd been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.
Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could
Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.
Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person
One of his epithets is âfeasted by womenâ.
Ares in Modern Media:Â
Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.
Conclusion:Â My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and yaâll are sleeping on him.
ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE
I have never hit the reblog button so fast
*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this canât be happening.
*sees that my post has
10,000 notes* By Talos
this canât be happening.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the gooners
theyâre everywhere
Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.
who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss
sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.
Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?
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Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!
Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life
ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis