i'm gonna let it shine.

I lived a lil’ awkward moment on the plane to Royal. My bag was in my arms and there was this crazy man who scared me and I let my stuff fall into the ground. The bag was open and I had this huge amount of snacks which ended up on the floor. There were like twelve different snacks and the woman next to me looked at me like I was the weirdest person ever. But hey, it’s important to have food with you during a trip. Anyway, hi, I’m excited to be here! I’m Lindsey but you can also call me Snack Queen.

Snacks are so important, though! I always bring my own snacks when I know I’m gonna be on a long flight or a car-ride of any kind of journey. Even if I don’t end up eating them all, there’s a lot of comfort in knowing that you have snacks if you need them, yeah? I almost read ‘snack queen’ as ‘snake queen’ and now I suddenly realised that it works both ways because Toni Topaz should be worshipped by everyone, the end. It’s awfully awesome to meet you, Lindsey. I’m a huge fan! Name’s Allison, by the way.

“I guess not,” he chuckled a bit “sometimes life literally gives you the lemon.” he added jokingly. “Thank you Allison, very nice to meet you, I’m Clark.”

Oh, totally. When life gives you lemon, you ask for the salt and do tequila shots! It’s very nice to meet you, too. Did you settle in nicely, despite how busy of a day it was? 

Yes, of course we can. We should, actually, because everything is more fun in company, darling. It might be, but hey, I know I’m fanboying myself, so it’s nice to see I’m not on my own. I’d love to try that out. I’d probably bounce right off it into the water, let’s be real. That sounds awesome, let’s do this! 

Everything is better in company. I agree with you there, one hundred percent. And I also agree that we totally should make The Blob happen in Royal, because it sounds like so much fun. We just need to find where we can get that huge blow-up pillow, you know? Because despite the name, I don’t think sex shops would be a market for that.

The boxes were still mostly unpacked but the furniture was in place, it was begining to feel like a second home, as it was supposed to be. They already had the feeling they were going to love it here. Tonight was supposed to be their housewarming he seeing the add for tonight’s event, he chuckled. “I think we’ve choose the wrong night to celebrate. Everyone’s gonna be in town enjoying drinks. Way to go Clark.”

Oh, come on! It’s Tequila Day! Is there any better day to move into this little paradise on Earth? Um, I don’t think so! Also, welcome to Royal. I’m Allison.

Isn’t it? I mean, I haven’t been on a slide in… ages, but now? Now I want one of my own, just so I can use it whenever I want to. I need to thank @rylsdonttrythis· later for his amazing idea. Heavy Weights? No, unfortunately not. The Blob, though… that sounds familiar. Remind me, darling?

I know, right? I was a child the last time I did something like that, I’m sure. Can we do that together? That way you could introduce me to that amazing man -- woops, my fan side is showing, isn’t it? But yeah, The Blob! It’s like this huge blow up pillow-like thing that they put on the lake. One person climbs on one side of it and then another person jumps on the other side from the platform, sending the first guy in the air and then into the water, of course. It always looked so much fun and I think it’s a similar feeling when you go down these epic slides.

Did someone get to use the giant slides into the lake yet? I feel like having a competition to see who can fly the furthest - who’s in?

Dude, that shit’s amazing! I feel like a kid again, I swear. Also, you had me at ‘flying’. Seriously, have you ever seen a comedy film Heavy Weights? And they had this thing called ‘The Blob’? Yes, yes and yes again!

I”m so sorry for staying in my house these past few weeks.  Yuna took a spill and my daughter has taken up most of my time. She’s alright now but we are very upset it happened in the first place.

So you know how a few weeks ago I said I really wanted a baby? Wendy woke me up with the sweetest birthday present ever! We are gonna have baby number four, five and six! WE ARE HAVING TRIPLETS! I cannot express how excited I am! I literally screamed so loud I woke Remy and Liam up.  Our little sound sleeper Rio who was snuggled in between the two of us did not stir. But Remy was very concerned when he came in followed by an adorably sleepy Liam. Both boys were excited though I think Remy was more so then Liam.  So ready to enjoy and have a night of celebration not only for my birthday but the fact my wife is giving me not one but three little angels.  The party is at six tonight so make sure to be there! We got things for everyone from the kids down to the dogs. So bring your bathing suits and come enjoy the fun and celebrate my birthday!

Okay, first of all -- jesus fuck, dude! Triplets? That’s a huge fuckin’ thing. Congratulations! I’m sure you’re gonna be an epic dad for the fourth time. Hopefully you’ll finally get some girls to balance out the male dominance in your family, huh? Also, I wanted to thank you -- it was the coolest-ass birthday party ever. I don’t even wanna start on how hungover I was this morning, but I’ve heard there’s another party coming up, so I kind of have to get ready and cure it before tonight.

So how do you do it? I’m trying t think what would be the easiest.. Room by room? Unpacking has to be the most boring and strenuous thing to do. I’m maybe just a little bit bias, Marvel is amazing. I could if you would like?  I’m sorry! I had to keep quiet about it, I value my job. 

Yeah, room by room is usually my strategy. Starting with kitchen, the most important one, of course. It’s super boring, that’s why it’s so easy to procrastinate when it comes to that, you know? I know, I know... you weren’t supposed to give out any details, but a little hint wouldn’t have hurt. Like... ‘yeah, the movie’s awesome, you’re gonna love it, and Loki dies at the end.’

Packing etiquette? Is that a thing? If so, I’ve been doing it wrong for all of my life. I’ll tell you mine, put the boxes down and go out for a drink or something fun instead. Or, in your case, go for that Marvel marathon!

Well, if it’s not really a thing it should be, because packing and unpacking is the single most frustrating thing in the world and there should be specific guidelines to keep people from losing their minds in the process. However, I totally agree with you. I just went to an epic birthday party last night and I don’t even want to think about touching my boxes for another day or two at least.