Old at heart, young in mind

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

#sfw dullahan activity

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

J k rowling is actually nauseating as a human being

What prompted this

I was looking into the upskirting thing and its just pathetic how hateful and antagonistic she is.

I had to stop looking into it bc I threw up in my mouth a little. Rowling really turned into a hateful cunt.

ship of Theseus but it’s the Sith inquisitor … how many times can you die and be remade before it’s not even you anymore. was it ever? How do you define personhood? Can a ghost be haunted? Do the living haunt the dead? Can anyone hear you? Can anyone see you?

Real ballpoint-to-paper ink. Dated. Witnessed. Notary stamp. Printed, signed, framed copy of the WinRAR paid license.

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

This is a thing of beauty

We’re coming close to ten years on this puppy