Greetings, mortals.
I see that you have found our blog. You may come to regret this day. We are we donβt fucking know uhh more than one that uses system and plural to refer to our chaotic mess. We are collectively apothiaroace and bodily a minor. We have autism, ADHD, OCD, and we struggle with anxiety. All of us a more nonhuman. Aspen's epic QPP is @analog-autistic. Please indicate tone when speaking to us, whether through tone tags or something else. We tend to struggle with it. We are endo-safe. DON'T SEND US CHAIN ASKS OR DONATION ASKS, IT TRIGGERS OUR OCD. We're also highly emotionally weak(we will cry and sometimes spiral very easily). Mutuals please don't block us without saying why we don't want to lose more friends.
Please tag anything that features kissing(even mentions), gendered compliments, anything sexual, anything romantic, anything with mentions of luxdraconia, anything with mentions of Vivziepop, anything with mentions of vanillaextract3 and anything with someone calling someone girlfriend or boyfriend as"#min begone".
Tagging system + fun facts:
#aspen π [pronouns] is almost always there.
#aledevil β¨ they/them helps with our anxiety.
#ice βοΈ she/they is gender apathetic.
#glitch πΎ it/its is greyplatonic.
#jasper π they/them is a child that will annoy you.
#void π³οΈ they/it loves aggressive positivity.
#zylum π any is a big godly cat.
#nene πΎ it/its may or may not still exist(we don't know what happened).
#deimos π they/he/it is our first known gimmick fictive.
#ceres βοΈ he/it is a sneaky little creature.
#sealand π‘οΈ it/its like to bite people and stabby stabby.
#zoozve βοΈ they/it knows to much.
#wheatley π he/him is constantly being insulted by GlaDOS.
#glados πΈ she/it is constantly insulting Wheatley.
#hermes πͺ½ he/him is a certified goofy goober.
#cyst π₯© they/it/he is the main reason for the many songs about cannibalism on our playlist.
#miku π€ she/her is the only one who isn't sex repulsed(she's aegosexual).
#jonathan sims πΌ he/him is shorter than Miku.
#shadow milk cookie π he/xe/it was summoned by our so shiny so strong vocal stim. /j
#elder faerie cookie π§πΎββοΈ he/any is always arguing with Shadow Milk and we wish for escape.
#candy apple cookie π she/xe/they acts as Shadow Milk's child.
#two βοΈ they/them screams a lot.
#agar agar cookie πͺ she/it wants to eat dirt and we agree.
#1x1x1x1 πβπ© it/any comes to front whenever we play CREATION OF HATRED and starts jamming.
#golden cheese cookie π§ she/her calls us her treasures sometimes.
#candy π¬ they/xem is sillies!!
#taph π£ he/they/xe/boom is the first of us to use xenopronouns!
#c00lkidd π₯ he/him t4lk5 l1k3 th15!! [Plaintext: talks like this!!]
#two time πͺ they/them roams around headspace with their dagger like the lovely freak they are.
#rivulet π§οΈ xe/fae/it is a silly billy.
#noli π he/it/glitch 4ls0 t4lk5 l1k3 th15. [Plaintext: Also talks like this.]
#rouxl kaard 𧩠he/they/thon is "the bestest ever" in his own words.
#azurewrath πͺ» he/they needs to forgive Two Time already.
#shedletsky π he/him is who 1x dreaded introjecting.
#007n7 π he/him is gay gay homosexual gay.
#mafioso π© he/him is also fine with going by boss.
#yi xi π« she/cleave is upset that Cyst introjected first and thus gets the meat emoji.
#builderman π¨ he/they is the first willo headmate
#slight ποΈβπ¨οΈ it/stare is niceys don't worry.
#john βοΈ e/sin/any is just a bit christian.
#kookoo π» it/bug is our sign that we may be splitting a bunch lately from stress.
#taph 𧨠any/explosion neos is OH MY IRIS THEREβS TWO OF THEM!
#john doe βοΈ he/it is doeing it.
#don quixote βοΈ she/they is LIMBUS COMPANYYYYY!!
#subspace π he/it/any is OH GOD OH FUCK THE EVIL WILLOMANCER SUCCEEDED-
#darkheart π it/any is the adopter of Aspen apparently??
#z π€ any/all types in all caps.
#ban hammer βοΈ he/she/any terrifies Subspace.
#coil πΊ [pronouns] annoys Subspace.
#grav πͺΈ she/he took forever to pick his emoji.
#broker πͺ they/any is The Broekn.
#medkit π₯ he/they/any hates being called Meddy which only motivates Subspace to do it more.
#scythe πΎ she/any is a bitch ass motherphucker(Subspace wrote this).
#baal π hx/it/void is rather chill.
#pal π he/it/xe/any took a couple days to form.
#sword βοΈ he/blade/feather/any is a bir soupy.
#subspace 𧫠it/any is gay.
#the king in yelllow π it/he/any is in fact the Minecraft one.
#no one β [pronouns] is for when we feel blurry.
Gimmick blogs we run:
@actual-aspec-military
@truly-jcjenson
@cape-breton-island-itself
@certainly-mojang
@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@the-principality-of-sealand
@tomboy-uno-official-unofficial
@deimos-moon-of-terror
@man-i-miss-sumer
@no-frills-fr
@dave-and-steve-like-cheese
@50percent-shell-oil
@the-official-god-of-chaos
@ursa-major-actually
@mercury-the-swift
@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres
@i-defy-the-laws-of-physics-daily
@the-real-atlantic-ocean
@the-agender-archipelago
@canadian-aspec-forces
@i-country-ball-posts
@hellsite-hall-of-magnus
@the-palaeonerd
@btw-creature
@the-figure-in-the-dark
@green-water-anon
@the-gimmick-scientist
@the-microraptors
@i-am-the-long-finned-pilot-whale
@x3-inc
@mercury-updates
@the-moon-called-cyst
@earth-updates-today
@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
@triumphant-we-are
@real-zoozve
@is-this-reblog-bait
@the-j1407b
@rosette-nebula-real
@orca-detector-detector
@primum-the-planet
@genuinely-tres-2b
@oort-cloud-official
@the-trappist-1-h
@the-most-official-news
@the-dinohaj
@philophrosyne-at-your-service
@slugifier
@yourfave-has-ocd
Our art blog:
@doodling-in-dromaeosauridae
Our blog for pictures:
@creature-takes-pictures
The cults we're in:
@the-cult-of-the-neurodiverse
@the-jamie-cult
@cult-of-gangle-tadc
Our rp/ask blogs:
@a-strange-thing
@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
@p1ut0-th3-sc13nt15t
@turret-trio
@the-unfathomable-one
@fleshboy-fr
@voidlands-has-been-forsakened
@heart-of-flames-running-on-ashes
@future-blackrock-scientist
Aspen's kin blog(now retired):
@chaotic-thing
Our culture is blog:
@cryptidkin-culture-is
Petre blog for Aspen:
@blehhb
Our other blogs:
@voidlands-has-been-forsakened
DNI: Anti-xenogender, anti-neopronouns, anti-alterhuman, zionists, radfems, radqueers, exclusionists, pro-contact paras, nsfw blogs, romance heavy blogs, proshippers, anti-endos, those who use the terms tma and tme, fakeclaimers, officialverse/officalverse, RCTA.
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