The Kalianos Presides!

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

what the hell does the "ten feet twenty" line in flower man mean *converts to metric* who the hell is 3 meters 56 cm

oh fuck okay yeah that checks out

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day