But The One In Front Of The Gun Lives Forever

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

the main issue with problems is how bad they suck. but what if there was a app that let you bet on child surgeries

trans people who whine about how actually they DON'T want legal sex taken off legal documents because it makes them feel VALIDATED or helps them PASS astound me to no end. why a trans person would want the legal structure of assigned sex to continue baffles me endlessly. like yeah lets continue to legally enshrine the system that violently imposes gendered upbringings and violence upon us sure yeah uh huh. this will work out for us

i do not, in fact, want the 'correct' little letter on the document that airport security reads before going for a crotch grab. i do not want this document at all.

the puppetry in phm is just so fucking good dude. think abt how much improv there was. the dancing/mimicking scene when rocky and grace first met? that was improvised. that means that 5 people were so in sync with each other on this puppet that they were able to mimic ryan gosling in real time with no plan. bro. BRO. ouugghhhhh rocky puppeteers i love u

Love the idea of aroacespec Grace and too-busy-being-dictator-to-entertain-the-thought Stratt not noticing even a little bit that they act too familiar. The Vatt sees Stratt steering Grace somewhere with a hand on the small of his back and go "👀😏" meanwhile the two of them are just like "ah yes very efficient for navigating crowds quickly :)". Early-apocalyptic qpr of all time

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

SWEET CHRIST I FUCKED UP

over and over again it comes down to the fact that fanfiction is most people's only exposure to amateur writing

'so there's this website where literally anyone can post fiction they've written whenever they want and - get this! - a lot of it is bad' yeah no shit. what would you expect?