Barely a computer toucher at this point

When will pride month be over already

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Some crazy internet witch ruined my ability to pronounce Greek names; I think it was the amazing digital Circe

It’s only history when it’s been retroactively turned into a narrative, otherwise it’s just a list of events

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

javert cortisol levels SPIKES after chad convict morally MOGS him by MERCYMAXXING

music isnt real art it's basically cheating bc of course your stupid primate brain gets emotionally aroused at even a simple chord, at even just a sustained note, at the repeating pattern of rain hitting the roof of your house, at the white noise of your fan as you fall asleep at night. oh big deal, you made me cry when you put a bunch of sounds together. a songbird could do that to me.

Look, it's very simple: deviation from the norm is always bad, unless I'm the one doing the deviating, in which case I'm a brave iconoclast and it's the Masses who are wrong.

My job on the solarpunk commune will be making artisanal polyethylene.

When will pride month be over already

it's important to have your own unique door knock so people know it's you. a knock consists of stressed knocks, unstressed knocks and silences. as the creator of this system and thus the first person to note down my knock, i will claim the knock consisting of only silences (it's a zero-based index). Now would you please answer the door

But *how many* silences does it consist of? How do I know it is you, rather than somebody who refrains from knocking on the door a different number of times?