I'm hilarious

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

You try and tell me off for my attack on titan take and I check the chart and see you’re 3 points less molested than me plus your parents aren’t divorced so I begin to draft a callout posthaste

Oh my god, did you guys hear??? Chappell Roan was at a big baseball match and instead of hitting the ball, she hit a Christian Baby?!? It was a home run, too.

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?