I'm hilarious

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.

ok i thought of several more of these. sidovi is like a pr marriage, but the marriage is actually a rivalry to sell more season tickets. sidjack is like a lifetime movie where a small-city girl leaves to new york (actually pittsburgh, pa) to follow her dream job but comes back to her hometown in the christmas season and sees her childhood sweetheart again. sidmario is if you wanted to fuck your highschool teacher. sidmack is if your highschool student wanted to fuck you. sidgenoanna is like if a married couple wanted you to be their purse dog. also, you might have birthed their son. sidkris is a nerd girl and a bad boy, also the bad boy has great hair and is french-canadian. sidflower is if your wife died tragically, or a orpheus/eurydice thing, and your wife/eurydice is also french-canadian. sid x ek is like if you wanted to fuck the pool boy. anyway, the point is if you've stood beside sidney crosby for more than five minutes there's an ao3 tag for you two.

Star Wars fanfic is crazy because it will be like the most intense diabolical whump with characters getting tortured betrayed loosing even more body parts than in canon having ill advised sex and wanting to kill themselves but it will still somehow be a fix it because somewhere in there they will stop Order 66

who said that

as a french kid i was very confused about Superman's archnemesis being constantly referred to as "the former wrestler"

behavior

ok damn im sorry

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter