welcome to 2013

the first 5 minutes of supernatural s4 ep4 metamorphosis where dean is confronting sam about using his powers but it's that mbmbam jimmy buffett audio that's like "what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED?? are you fucking POSESSED????????? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER"

i dont think dean winchester should ever be happy ever again after castiel dies i think he got it right every time he was like well cas is dead time to pull out my handy dandy suicide cocktail. i think in a world where he hates himself a little less and can bear to live in a world without cas he should be single until he dies and really really weird about it. i think ideally he should move to the coast purely to have a house with a widows walk on it that he walks once a day. i think if he doesnt move to the coast to have a widows walk. the one time a year he gets hit on he blankly says "keep moving i'm a widow." and nothing else . i think he can either be the most hollowed out shell of a man going through the motions and married (season 6) or as content as he'll allow himself to be in this world and single and firmly shutting down any talk to the contrary. because if i know one thing about dean wnchester. he never gets over ANYTHING.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

we need more fucked up deancas and we should start with the fact that cas is often eerily reminiscent of john winchester

dark hair, 5-o’-clock shadow, bright blue eyes, big coat. intense and single-minded. military background, trouble adjusting to civilian life. randomly disappears and reappears as he wants to. emotionally distant, except when he’s not. genuine praise from him sets off fireworks in the reward section of dean’s brain. and so on

dean wouldn’t call a man “daddy” with a gun to his head but sometimes when cas tells him to get on your knees in that sorta mean way, dean reflexively responds yessir. and really what’s the difference

there genuinely is nothing that works better in an argument than being told that you’re acting like your father. it’s actually a cruel card to play because there’s nowhere to go from there. it’s like when plays are made illegal in a sport for making the game too winnable. it’s just too successful.

every day I come onto this website and every day my blissfully ignorant ass unwillingly finds out yet another piece of cursed lore about yet another person who worked on supernatural that I didn't know existed. someone I follow will be like "hey so does anyone else remember when kenneth klockwork and alan mcflubb planned to have misha collins assassinated because they couldn't write him out of the show or is that just me" and then someone else will be like "god I fucking hate steve summers I can't believe he and tricksenworth had DP serge ladouceur locked up in the basement until he agreed to use sitcom lighting" and then a third person will be like "not to be dramatic but the real hero of spn is trish tricksenworth we would never have gotten the dean cas lingering stare in season 14 episode 3 minute 6 without her it's such a shame jared padalecki had her blacklisted from the industry #justicefortrishtricksenworth" and I'll be like yeah. yeah sure brother justice for trish

ruby is sooo funny in lazarus rising because when she opens that door she knows it's dean. she knows if he's back from hell then something big is happening. but all she's thinking is gaslight gaslight gaslight keep him away from sam don't let him know we're having sex, so she just goes "yoooo, what's up pizza boy"

AND AND AND!!!! the bit where sam says he’ll call her and she corrects him on the name he uses for her. it’s a fake name. neither bobby nor dean know who tf she is. it doesnt even matter. she pretends he got her name wrong purely to make him look like a dick and know what she was SO funny for that. good for you girl lmao

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

even better when they are not in a relationship but you can't exactly say they are not not in a relationship

August 1st, 2014: Today in Supernatural history we learned that Dean Winchester likes to wear women’s underwear.

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

Carry on my wayward son

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god