Come home to my heart

The 'Alice was on drugs' idea/joke is annoying for Obvious 'Can you not just accept surrealism' reasons but also because there's literally already an explanation for all the Weird Stuff that happens in Wonderland and it's that Alice is Dreaming and Dreams are known for getting Really Weird. Like the 'it was all just a dream' thing is literally how the book and the 1951 movie end.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

THANK YOU! Yes! DD:DNE is an intensity modifier, not a general "beware of dark things ahead" warning!

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.

daniel radcliffe and barbra striesand kind of being like the jesus and satan exceptions to this

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr