Come home to my heart

because lex is the only person that was there when it all happened, lil!clark only trusts lex, and lex thinks that the kents dont know about all the crazy stuff in town so thinks he has to hide lil!clark from them until they solve the problem, so when the kents DO come around trying to find out what happened and where their son is, lil!clark goes and hides+when they find him he wont let go of lex. and he's constantly doing things a human shouldnt be able to do, like running super fast or lifting heavy things.

WHAT

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

It's not a "Nissan Snail."

Nissan gave it a much better name.