galactic gumshoe

you motherfuckers gotta start writing out the names of these fucking shows. i can't take another post talking about the reveal that's so good in the new season of WINWTBVASGS

with that said, i will set an example for others to follow. did you all enjoy last night's new episode of What?? I Never Wanted To Be Virginia's Sexiest General Solicitor!!

thats not fucking funny man my grandma died from an ageric reactioon to gagobears

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE REBLOGGED THIS WITH AN ADDITION INCLUDING “TOES”: 7

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

everyone posting their 'blue sky' as if there isn't a veil of darkness hanging over the world

this is roughly the way people on bluesky post

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments