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locking in my Cry prediction for this weekend. i’m anticipating i will cry at least once but no more than 3 times

4! i’m going to bed

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo