dance. dance. that's enough

hey. don’t cry. 1 million jensen ankles getting turned into glue on earth okay?

everything bad is his fault. i just need him to stop. he just needs to stop. i dont understand why hes doing this. theres some sort of terrible malevolent voice in his head that tells him to do these things. its like he lacks a conscience. hes like evil hes evil. he does horrible things for the love of the game. hasnt he done enough. doesnt he have enough. why is he still here on my screen in my life in my awareness. stop stop pls stop pls. please. oh my god like oh my god.

STOP tagging this us politics. this post is about fuckign. jensen ackles of homophobic television actor fame

i can never go home (spnblr 2021)

#its all about him having to pause tying his feet together#the intimacy of that act itself#especially how its just dean. no one else even in the room#implied that dean specifically requested it that way#or sam knew it wasnt his place#despite knowing cas for pretty much the same amount of time#because sam knows dean and cas are closer that they have something different#everyone knows. even dean and cas know...#and they finally address it in 15.18#but at this point just...#the separation of dean's grief for cas#how its confirmed it was about losing cas#like yes losing mary affected him too but#'losing cas damn near broke me'#later that season#its...#and then the pause#godddd goddddd#its so good#its sooo good#his body malfunctioning because of the insane amount of grief#he is trying to do this last thing for cas#(and then spread his ashes)#he is trying to focus and push his grief down just for now. just until he can put cas to rest physically#but its too much. he has to stop#he physically cant do it yet#and then the fade to the next scene...#who knows how many times he had to stop and swallow his grief or even let it out for a few minutes before returning#and then carrying cas' body outside to the pyre.....#tag limit reached sorry i just love widower dean (tags via: @destielgaysex)

i go into jensen ackles’s pen and while i am feeding him his bucket of oats i accidentally saay the words bisexual lesbian and he bolts like a skittish horse and runs into the wall and breaks his leg and sadly we have to send him to LA’s center for humane celebrity euthanization. on the bright side LACHCE has a partnership with an esoteric meat company so you can buy your own very personal jensen ackles glue guaranteed to contain a detectable amount of his dna

everyone keeps posting their theories about how jensen ackles will interact with misha collins on the boys and all of them are based in a delusion that eric kripke is going to walk them out on set dan-and-phil-holding-a-gay-pride-flag style etcetera which i think is a severe case of believing the same thing over and over no matter how many times the outcome doesnt change aka insanity. so with that out the way now, this is how i think it will happen. jensen will shoot misha, then misha will shoot jared, then eric kripke will walk in and get shot by jensen, jared and misha multiple times. love, your comrade, andrew dabb. ps: then sera gamble and jeremy carver will read this letter and shoot eachother.

the thing is 🤓☝️ we didn’t believe there was a secret ep don’t group us in w that. we Thought that there were weird last minute changes to filming and cuts to the script. and then cast and crew said that there were weird last minute changes. And we got the script and it had like 8 omitted sections. because we Are not crazy

you guys remember supernatural? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯

The night of November 5th I could have been shot or stabbed and not noticed until much later when it’s a dramatic reveal like in those movies where the character thinks they got out unscathed but then stops and presses a hand to their stomach that comes away wet with blood, and then collapses. the adrenaline would have saved me I could have been stabbed and kept going