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my confusing ass coworker i was explaining the issues in comic archiving and how often piracy is the only way to access comics and sometimes the sole reason you can read like some niche silver age green lantern comic is because some super nerd that’s been collecting since 1964 scanned it and uploaded it and he was like haha you’re describing it like a sort of ritual sacrifice! what?

becoming a hiring manager and making prospective employees take the derse prospit official test

i like going out because i have no reason not to because i go to bed late regardless. even if i stay in i’m still lucky to be asleep by 2 so might as well party with my friends

i’m not even type b i just suck

my dad kneeling next to the broken chair his ass broke immediate entry into the mount rushmore of photos i wish i could attach to my posts in a pre hearing my oven kind of way. up there with my brother’s mugshot and my other brother’s broken nose selfie

i’m always feeling like that video from when emmuhlu was mid cancellation and was like IM NOT EVEN COMING BACK ON HERE followed up with i keep coming on here and talking.

when i was growing up i was really hoping that i would turn into a dire wolf one day animorph style