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Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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@spaghettinatural
ao3: Popcorn_and_petrichor
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fuck terfs, fuck ice, fuck the police, fuck generative AI, Free Palestine, Land Back, i love vaccines and abortion and immigration and being fat and being autistic and my antidepressants that make me shit myself sometimes and hairy old men sucking and fucking and i love to party.
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john winchester and bobby singer were in a co-parenting situationship for years like that's bobby's deadbeat husband
john: i thinkt the control devil is in ohio i need to go
bobby: pick your sons up by thursday
thursdayβ¦. i knew i was forgetting something
this is honest to god what it feels like to wait for cas to show up in this show that hates cas
itβs crazy how they kept him out of claireβs episodes too like that wasnβt his vesseldaughter. βSam and Dean saved meβ and itβs cas who broke her out of juvie
It does feel like a puppy learning to play
[shane's version]
[ilya's version]
[beloved, yves olade || two st bernard puppies, otto erelman || rookies, heated rivalry || dog years, halsey || rookies, heated rivalry || east of eden, john steinbeck || scottish deerhound breed spotlight, edwin henry landseer || bear dogs, henry rankin poore || olympians, heated rivalry || unkown || foxhounds, samuel raven || in reserve, j.b. pratt || olympians, heated rivalry || the dream thieves, maggie stiefvater || rookies, heated rivalry || doris day || dignity and impudence, sir edwin landseer || the cottage, heated rivalry || franz kafka's letters to milena || rose, heated rivalry || yusef komunyakaa || best friend, circle of john emms || dogs fighting, pauwel de vos || rose, heated rivalry || boy's life, robert r. mccammon || the cottage, heated rivalry || letters to milena, franz kafka || notes on stillness, bree jonson || I'll believe in anything, heated rivalry || roadside attractions with the dogs of america, ada limΓ³n || jacob tiereny]
Blank google doc staring me down rn, cracking my knuckles, cus I canβt resist this idea.
No slash, no ship, non sexual, just to be funny β Grace, conversing w Rocky and the Eridian science team, has to give a group of aliens βthe talkβ on periods, pregnancy, and birth. And that shit is a fucking nightmare to HUMANS. And we all gotta encounter it in normal society. I need Rocky telling Grace that live birth is perhaps the most fucking horrific things heβs ever fucking heard of. On a planet with as much pressure in the atmosphere as Erid, the likelihood of live birth evolving commonly seems very low. Rare, if not unheard of.
I just think it would be hysterical and I will be the fanfiction author I want to see in the world
βHuman cervix must expand to push out human child the size of fucking WHAT?!?!β
Grave explaining that in order to walk upright humans have to basically give birth prematurely to completely helpless infants and rocky is horrified.
I think eridians would probably hatch relatively able to move around and do stuff on their own to a certain extent like reptiles or something so the idea of a human baby that canβt do anything by itself is just πβ¦ like, YIKES.
Just wait till I tell these mfs about twins and triplets, etc. Iβm making it coltland twins au so Ryland can be like, βOh yeah actually Iβm a twinββ βWhat is twin, question?β ββ¦alright, here we go, but remember, YOU asked!β
Rocky starts having waking nightmares (cus he doesnβt actually dream) of mpreg Grace LMAO:
βAdrian, Grace once mentioned to Rocky that Grace is βasexualβ human, according to human science text, term means Grace can reproduce by self. Rocky is terrified one day Grace going to asexually reproduce and then die cus piece of shit human body has to expel baby with big ass skull the size of humanβs βcantaloupeβ fruit, fruit big as FUCK Adrian, no way Grace survive that we need to convince Grace to βtie tubesβ human procedure, please helpββ
Behold the creation of my horrible twisted mind. Dark chocolate is just normal chocolate to a twisted fuck like me.
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ryland grace + text posts
WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please
NYT Tiny Love Stories, 2/11/2020
A Bookmark Near the End
He loves history.Β He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldnβt work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. βWhat does love mean to you?β I said. βThatβs an impossible question,β he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. β Julia Nicole CampΒ
how am I supposed to stay saneΒ after reading this smh
Discussions of trans women in sports often focus on elite/professional sports which honestly I find it hard to care about but the more common scenario of βweβre going to legally ban a high school girl from playing sports with her friends because sheβs transβ is just profoundly evil
i remember when utah's (republican) governor ended up vetoing a law banning transgender students from playing high school sports when he looked at the numbers, and there were only four trans students in the state playing sports at all. he released a clumsily worded but surprisingly compassionate statement about the decision.
I must admit, I am not an expert on transgenderism. I struggle to understand so much of it, and the science is conflicting. When in doubt, however, I always try to err on the side of kindness, mercy, and compassion. I also try to get proximate, and I am learning so much from our transgender community. They are great kids who face enormous struggles. Here are the numbers that have most impacted my decision: 75,000, 4, 1, 86 and 56. 75,000 high school kids participating in high school sports in Utah. 4 transgender kids playing high school sports in Utah. 1 transgender student playing girls sports. 86% of trans youth reporting suicidality. 56% of trans youth having attempted suicide. Four kids and only one of them playing girls sports. Thatβs what all of this is about. Four kids who arenβt dominating or winning trophies or taking scholarships. Four kids who are just trying to find some friends and feel like they are a part of something. Four kids trying to get through each day. Rarely has so much fear and anger been directed at so few. I donβt understand what they are going through or why they feel the way they do. But I want them to live.
of course, it didn't amount to much. they overrode his veto. it's just so cartoonishly evil. an entire state's political body so desperate to terrorize this one little trans girl.
and I couldnβt help but fall in love again πππ«
I snuck a bunch of details into this one. Itβs my bloodymary art Iβve made.ππ
Dating show but the dating pool is very tiny
this is probably the stupidest thing i ever made
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ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
hey op you should get this mug
I am going to make rant art about something I noticed and I need you all to engage with it in good faith or so fucking help me.
I canβt beβ¦ the only one that notices this right.
Image repost because I was just now informed that the image had no background.
Did not realize that the background saved transparent. My bad for those who couldnβt see it.
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"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
