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rhinoceros beetle

I’m not normally an admirer of tattoos.

beausbugbiome

This is so fucking cool!

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Ballad of a Well-Known Gun

Chapter 5. They Say We Do Bad Things

"Very well. Tell me, Mr Riley, have you ever been to Mexico?" "Nope." "Well, you won't be going this time, either, but we've visitors from there with a delicate problem in their hands. You're to meet up with two members of Las Fuerzas Especiales and assist them in recovering their missing comrade." "The fuck is FES doing in Night City?" Ghost asks. "Nothing official, I assure you." Hands is smiling.

#cod #call of duty #cyberpunk 2077 #ghoap #i wrote some words

weonsinnombre

daakureisaiko

Volume up

thestuffedalligator

(This is Device Orchestra by the way)

1989nihil

imagine a collab between Paweł Zadrożniak, aka. Floppotron guy and the Device Orchestra

jellyfish-everywhere

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

cummychameleon

Cathartic release

thecollectibles

Siren by Michael MacRae

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illbeonthathill-blog

“Bruce did use a lot of words. A torrent of words. I sometimes thought of cloudbursts when I heard Bruce singing. An impossible amount of rain crammed into too little time.”

— Clarence Clemons on Bruce’s earlier songwriting from Real Life and Tall Tales

datasetdyke

— Bruce Springsteen, Springsteen on Broadway

elodieunderglass

Dr Glass had been idling in unmoving traffic for several minutes. The stream of traffic was unable to enter the roundabout, which was full of unyielding cars in an unbroken stream. Roadworks and other bewilderments had somehow combined to create a solid stream of traffic cutting off this entry to the roundabout, creating an immovable backlog. The phone map showed a solid red line creeping ever farther through the town as the queue of cars lengthened and froze up.

Dr Glass was only three cars back from the entry point. After pondering the problem in this unexpected pocket of leisure, he got out of the car.

The other drivers looked at him, astonished, censorious. Was this muppet just up and leaving his car? Abandoning a vehicle in congestion? Were they about to witness someone making their day WORSE?

Dr Glass walked to a pedestrian crossing, a few feet upstream, and pressed the button. He turned around and got back in his car.

Enlightenment, and a cautious hope, dawned on the faces of the other drivers in the queue.

The pedestrian sequence unrolled. The red light cut off the oncoming stream of traffic. The queue was freed. The roundabout was freed.

You don’t get “and then everybody clapped” in the British Isles, but you DO occasionally get a row of driver’s side thumbs-ups, and a large northern bloke hollering, “you CHEEKY bugger!” in approval.

caranthira

Me, hitting the pedestrian light to stop six lanes of traffic: I am creating vital space in the ecosystem

kaijuno

I need answers

hammerandtheanvil

and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming

victusinveritas

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mousidy

very strange cottage industry on youtube of giving exhaustive "critiques" of harry potter that amount to things like "the magic school is dangerous and that's bad!!!" and treating that with equal severity as the fatphobia or the slavery apologia, then patting themselves on the back as if this amounts to some kind of praxis

cinemasins is not praxis lol. how about materially supporting and protecting trans people from joanne and forgetting about her wizard books

mousidy

I loved harry potter growing up. it made me feel seen as an abused and closeted kid. I idolized and looked up to joanne, wanting to become an author like her

then she started funnelling all her wizard book money into destroying the rights of my people and I resolved not to give her any more of my money

I didn't have to reevaluate the quality of her writing to do this. whether she's good at keeping her worldbuilding consistent or whatever has nothing to do with my decision to boycott her work. who cares how good or bad her writing is. she's killing trans people

jayalaw

OP, you get it. This is exactly the problem.

kafkasapartment

Nocturne in Black and Gold: The Falling Rocket, c. 1875. James Abbott McNeill Whistler. Oil on panel.

akindplace

im shaking you by the shoulders and saying that no matter the state of the world, of politics, of the environment, of the economy, that it’s not all over yet and if it’s not over then there still hope!! don’t allow despair to cause you to give up the fight before it’s over, you haven’t lost if you haven’t given up yet. life is a constant struggle and people have always felt like the world was ending but they still got to wake up to a brand new day. they kept fighting and surviving, day after day, year after year, for so many generations!! that’s what us humans do and you are capable of doing it too

akindplace

you have survived before, and you will keep on surviving, even if things feel like things are the worst they have ever been. this feeling of hopelessness is nothing new, you’ve been in situations that were hard to get overcome but you still got through them, just like every generation that came before got through their own problems. and you know that things were quite difficult in the the past, but people still kept trying, and there is something very human about this kind of hopeful endurance even in the face of so much hardship. because they knew deep down, that as long as we are alive, there is still hope.

akindplace

tomorrow will be a new day, you should be here to live it, and see what it brings you, but until then, you need to rest tonight so you can try again

hypotenussy

fool me once shame on you fool me twice you have been locked into my bad ending

bunnibf

oh my gfod i just found out about this microphone mask that goes around your face like a muzzle and muffles your voice irl but records it clearly. imagining a dom muzzling me and playing with my vibe over a call while i'm stuffed and overstimulating me while i scream and moan for them and no one else can hear 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

bunnibf

like this is soooo erotic to me. am i wrong

voidcatdoll

The funniest part is that the marketing for it is "do you get so tilted at games your neighbours file noise complaints? Instead of acquiring some anger management skills or playing something else, consider the Gamer Muzzle™"

I think these should be exclusively used for kink instead of their intended purpose

#i want this. for reasons.

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fairycosmos

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

the-birth-of-art

Ever wonder who gave the greatest Oscars acceptance speech ever? Surprise, surprise—it was Brooks, after winning the Academy Award for Best Writing for The Producers in 1969. “I’ll just say what’s in my heart,” he said with charming sincerity after bounding onstage. A beat. “Ba-bump ba-bump ba-bump ba-bump.”

For 100 years—100 years!—Mel Brooks’s heart has been going ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump. He knows it won’t be forever. That’s why, for decades, he has warned us that we shouldn’t “future ourselves” so much. “We should now ourselves more,” he said in one interview. “Now is good. Now is wonderful.” Mel Brooks is not afraid of death; he hates it. And he has spent the past century not just in love with life but totally and ceaselessly infatuated with it.

“I once had this thought that was so corny, but I loved it,” Brooks told Playboy in one of the most irresistible of his interviews. “It was that infinitesimal bits of coral, by the act of dying upon each other, create something that eventually rises out of the sea—and there it is, it’s an island and you can stand on it, live on it! And all because they died upon each other. Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before. Where would I be today if it wasn’t for Nikolai Gogol? You wouldn’t be laughing at Young Frankenstein. Because he showed me how crazy you could get, how brave you could be. Son of a bitch bastard! I love him! I love Buicks! I love Dubrovnik! I love Cookie Lavagetto! I love Factor’s Deli at Pico and Beverly Drive! I love Michael Hertzberg’s baby boy! I love rave reviews! I love my wife! I love not wearing suits! I love New York in June!” I love this list. And I love Mel Brooks. How could you not? Happy birthday to one of the greatest ever to do it. Long live the king.

—Adrienne LaFrance, "Long Live Mel Brooks", The Atlantic

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