domus perkele

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

No you can't send me a notification. You are an app on my phone for my convenience, not for my annoyance.

@ahandfullofbees

[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

Now that is some vintage sports goth

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