domus perkele

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........

im not a nice person + im going to put cigarettes out on you + im going to jerk off to the sound of you crying

...Join star fleet they said...It'll be an adventure they said...

FINALLY got around to buying bondage tape so i can stretch my left earlobe back to 22mm

And now I have about 19 meters of bondage tape i won't need for the earlobe stretching business. Who knows what else could be done with it.

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom