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If I saw a twink getting pounded I would rescue him

okay okay okay ART drone shutting down/being reabsorbed by ART prime was a very dramatic and sad and touching moment BUT. it will never not be absolutely fucking hilarious that the last conversation it had with ART prime was “was it fucking Holism that came here it WAS” and then promptly shut down. Realized Holism was here and had nothing to live for anymore. died instantly. im sobbing

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

AND THEN WE'LL THROW IT IN THE TIBER!

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

“Happiness isn't in the having, it's in just being” says the guy who isn’t going to “be” in 10 seconds.