Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory

showing someone something that's layered and well-constructed for the first time sucks because every five minutes you have to stop yourself from saying "daaaaaamn with the context you don't have this moment kinda goes hard though"

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"

I've seen plenty of people talking about how we see Murderbot's been growing and healing in Platform Decay as it's actually installed a mental health module (!) and does regular emotion checks (!!), but I have yet to see anyone talk about another huge indicator of Mb's growth: not wanting to give its humans a gun because it's afraid that shooting people will give them trauma!!! What a huge change from previous books, where it repeatedly stated that it didn't like nearby humans to have guns because they might shoot it, even by accident while trying to help. To me that's huge!

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-it’s-good CW series it could’ve been