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SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

AND THEN WE'LL THROW IT IN THE TIBER!

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

“Happiness isn't in the having, it's in just being” says the guy who isn’t going to “be” in 10 seconds.

if buzzfeed is going to keep forcing actors to learn about the omegaverse they should at least tell them it came from jensen ackles rpf #knowyourherstory

“all bisexuals are confused" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual by default isn't confused. M/F Endgame Bi Yuri Georg, who leaves bisexuals confused in their wake, is an instigator adn should have been accounted for

ART and Murderbot relationship of all time. They've killed and died for each other. One has done experimental surgery on the other. They can't have a conversation without swearing. They had a baby together. If you refer to what they have as a relationship one of them will become absolutely apoplectic.

Murderbot: this plan needs a distraction Threat assessment: they will know it's a distraction and not fall for it Murderbot: TWO distractions