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BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons
Madame Bovary (1949, dir. Vincente Minnelli)
Hello trephacard nation, I finished drawing them all!
"I bet we've all got a little voice in the back of our heads saying, "Be strong." I just want to remind us all of something real quick."

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Gazing lovingly at his gigantic husband
Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I donāt know if itās the fact Iām not cishet or the fact Iām autistic but I hear so many things that make me go āAm I insane or are they?ā
Thereās a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say āYou cannot compete with a dead woman.ā which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if heās constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasnāt what the post was about. And I realized āOh my God, these people genuinely feel like theyāre constantly in competition with their spouseās exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.ā
Thereās also been an uptick in the āmen and women cannot be ājustā friendsā rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husbandās female best friend have some merit and others are like āI feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?ā No. No youāre not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isnāt you.
okay look i know this isn't relevant to this post past the second paragraph but. here's the thing. the facts of the case are as follows:
1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019
2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later
3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass
4) this happens. all the time
more importantly:
5) my current partner is on tumblr
6) they love to incessantly send me posts
WHICH MEANS:
7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:
8) they really, really are ganging up on me with her. god help us if there's an afterlife and those two ever actually meet. "eternal rest" my ass, i will never know peace again
PRIMETIME (2026) dir. Lance Oppenheim
Whole crew just completely and utterly miserable except for Soundwave š (course this could just be due to the fact they didnāt let him have any shown personality in the movie so he Could be just as miserable and we donāt know), but either way you just know Soundwaveās forced to listen to all these of these goobers complain left and right about everything in every way possible
cabinet of curiosities š¦

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dru treatment where her prophetic dreams/visions were one of the signs that she had potential to be a slayer but she was turned and tormented before the current one had died and it never happened for her. but the potential is still there, unfulfilled
#spikeās slayer Thing is an oroborous#heās never not been covered in one op why would you leave this in the tags this is so sexy
This concept makes me insane. Weāre in the Buffy/Drusilla brainrot today so, Drusilla as Buffyās dark mirror/reflection. Buffy and Drusilla with the same birthday. Buffy with the blonde hair, Drusilla with the dark hair, symbolic of the separate paths they would be forced onto. Not by choice, neither of them chose it. Buffy didnāt choose to be a Slayer, and Drusilla certainly didnāt choose to be a vampire. Both wearing the same dress in Surprise! Both stalked by Angel when they were young and not at full powerā¦Dru as a Potential and Buffy as a freshly called Slayer. Both stalked and tormented by Angelus. Both ultimately end up āchoosingā William/Spike to stand beside them, as their knight/champion.
And you canāt help but wonderā¦is that the real horror of it? What if Drusilla is the worst case scenario of what couldāve happened to Buffy? Buffy certainly didnāt come out of the ordeal unscathed, but is Drusilla proof it couldāve been so much worse? If Buffy had been younger and less experienced when Angelus emerged. If she hadnāt already fought the Master. If sheād been more isolated and had less allies, or friends who were more oblivious.ļæ¼ If Angelus had been more successful and heād well and truly decided to make her his next āmasterpiece.ā Would he have killed all her friends and family if circumstances were more in his favor? Would he have tried to drive her insane? Would he have decided to turn her and keep her? Maybe thatās the real horror of Drusilla. The real tragedy of the reflection. Drusilla is what Buffy could have been. Buffy is what Drusilla could have been. All because of Angel.
All this is because of you. No. You did all this yourself.
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TEDĀ LASSOĀ (2020ā) ā 4.02: Curiouser and Curiouser!
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gwayne: i'm the widow
daeron: no i'm the widow
gwayne: listen kid you only put in like 16 years in the ormund torment nexus you've got nothing on me, i'm the widow
daeron: yeah but he loved me more than he ever loved you, you were never really his little treasure, i'm the widow
jon roxton: *was gonna say something but just walks off instead*
samantha tarly: ??? [we do not know if she exists]
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