cursed dick energy

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

dale cooper character of all time i don't know how they cooked so hard. he's doomed he's tormented by visions he might be the antichrist he has an evil doppelganger he's also a guardian angel figure he tore the timeline apart because an abused girl asked him for help he's so full of love and idealism and hopelessly naive he's autistic-coded he's fascinated by nature he loves sweets he supports trans people he's psychic he has no idea what's going on he's beautiful he's everything

rocky thought he was going to die he thought erid was doomed he thought he would never see grace again he thought grace was probably stranded by taumoeba too he thought their mission failed he was injured and burned and alone and HOPELESS and then GRACE BANGED ON HIS SHIP AND YELLED FOR HIM

#(so high pitched he's making dogs go nuts from 12 light years away) YOU SAVE ME AND YOU SAVE ERID#I LOVE YOU. I CAN'T CONNECT THE SHIPS IF YOU'RE OUT OF THE FUCKING AIRLOCK. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. GET YOUR ASS BACK INSIDE

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

btw if i say ur mine it means ur fucking mine