#1 SOFT TENDON ENJOYER

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

I don’t know why I love this post so much but it makes me laugh every time.

(Gushing blood from a gash in my head) Am I a good boy

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you