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this is mostly a personal collection of no note posts :)
please send me links to broken posts if you have em!
this can include polls, though i will probably be picky as to what will make it here, because of how easy they were to break at launch.

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Love Begins

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Xuebing Du
cherry valley forever
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

Stranger Things

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shark vs the universe
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$LAYYYTER

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this is mostly a personal collection of no note posts :)
please send me links to broken posts if you have em!
this can include polls, though i will probably be picky as to what will make it here, because of how easy they were to break at launch.

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet
blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool
yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one
purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they donāt show
Donāt forget green - more mature and very reliable
Red - Mad
okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore
tubby custard.
whereā¦.where are the notesā¦ā¦
in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby
alphys: you know i⦠i used to hate myself, before you came along. i donāt know⦠i donāt want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say⦠thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. youāre really special to me
frisk: *is five years old*
World Heritage Post
welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DONāT EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way
same energy
holy trinity
The fourth horseman
Hereās another for yall
Hey why canāt I reblog this
wait this post is a no-note bungus
The noteless glitch.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I felt like this gem earned itās place here
my friend brittany was stabbed once and okay sheās a little florida swamp trash sheāll admit that, but she told me this story of being stabbed with a STEAK KNIGHT, and her reaction was basically,Ā āwhat the fuck, did you fucking stab me???ā then her friends carted her off to the ER
if this can happen to Brittany, who is totally okay even if she has a tattoo in the shape of Florida where the panhandle turned into a gun, it can totally happen to Pewdiepie I mean he is was more stabbable than my friend britney
its ok queen go off
No Notes Pewdiepie Stabbing Post
i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit
my friend brittany was stabbed once and okay sheās a little florida swamp trash sheāll admit that, but she told me this story of being stabbed with a STEAK KNIGHT, and her reaction was basically,Ā āwhat the fuck, did you fucking stab me???ā then her friends carted her off to the ER
if this can happen to Brittany, who is totally okay even if she has a tattoo in the shape of Florida where the panhandle turned into a gun, it can totally happen to Pewdiepie I mean he is was more stabbable than my friend britney
deactivated
So thoroughly nuked that there isnāt even any record of their original blog url
The Forbidden Knowledge
Very Forbidden Knowledge!
this post is also broken⦠pass it along like Forbidden Knowldege
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this oneās not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed ā0 notesā
Itās showing -1 notes
iām gonna keep reblogging this and you canāt stop me
I liked it and it saidĀ ā1 noteā
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE IāVE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????Ā
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW⦠=((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
Iām shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDNāT STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and itās still broken. This lovely cursĆØd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i wonāt reblog thisā¦
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also itās got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasnāt
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time Iāve seen a post that broke the bots.Ā
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!
Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post
Congrats to the 4
people who were able to
leave notes on this post
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!Ā This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said āinfinityā
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they arenāt even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post
The date...
tumblrās code may change but no notes ghost stays the same
Oh thank god
imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this postās total notes is finally revealed
In case anyoneās curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.
Normally when you delete a post, itās gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.
This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, itās got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.
So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.
Iām not sure if weāll ever know the real number of notes on this post.
date of origin: unknown

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