Hello person reading this

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

@burger-reviewer

HAPPY FAGGOT MONTH YA QUEERS

@animals-with-fan-art

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

WHAT omg i love them holy shit 💜💜💜💜

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

satan did you eat a smurf

satan did you finger a smurf

i cant listen to music any more because they wont let me back there after all the mess i made

-John Mulaney after being banned from the Salt and Pepper Diner

@animals-with-fan-art

I don't think I'm trans, I know I'm trans. I'm a woman. Im coming out officially

[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball