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I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

the jury's reaction when vic won 3 points in the final round and then the scores were immediately revealed and they had exactly 3 points was soo funny

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough