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his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

Floccinaucinihinipilification

Sorry I panicked

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?