Part time human

@asirensong @n0tbloodyoptimal

i love absorbing iwtv content exclusively from the dash because you could tell me literally ANYTHING was going on in that show and i'd be like that tracks with what i've seen. they're all actors in a play together. they had a lesbian daughter but there were custody issues and i think she died in a plane crash or something it's really tragic. one of them isn't even real he's just a long-term hallucination the other one has been having. they opened up their marriage to include a third guy who's hot and even more evil. the two guys and their third are all sleeping with a journalist who used to be young and is now old. after they got divorced one of them decided to reinvent himself as iggy pop and i think that's a perfectly fine way to cope.

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

using sharpie to mark the day of the week is a terrible idea because sharpie is toxic

wtf? when did i say this? what does it mean?

it’s your duty to draw that character fatter than in canon

Did they let the fucking guy out