Part time human

Aw yeah

Me after my free hysterectomy

Where do you get the idea you can sit around all day doing nothing? Wha..? Do you think I sit around doing nothing?! I haven’t had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot. I’m too busy running around after Arthur! ‘Do this, Merlin! Do that, Merlin!’ And when I’m not running around after Arthur, I’m doing chores for you! And if I’m not doing that, I’m fulfilling my destiny!

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

This is why a lot of conservatives and other right wingers can get straight up angry when you suggest things like reform or social measures to reduce crime. They don't want crime to be reduced, they want an eternal war against "crime" because it provides an arena for the righteous to demonstrate virtue by brutalizing their enemies.

the changes of cain, ricardo j. quinones

BBC Merlin. Season 4, Episode 9.

I just witnessed a fucking murder

And the decisive little head nod at the end before he walks off - like, yup, I just solved that problem, good for me.

it’s just a burning memory

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy