Part time human

let’s all crash our cars into walls

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

i meant road. road to success

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

The greeks had the labyrinth but that was more like IKEA, including the employee who's job it is to hunt you down and kill you