Part time human

when people point out that "90% of fanfiction is garbage" as though this is something that reflects on fanfiction in particular and not something that is true of literally any kind of content in any medium and genre

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

why is being sent to the seaside no longer a medical prescription. i know it would fix me.

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

Love the bot summoning incantation

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

genie from the lamp

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

over and over again it comes down to the fact that fanfiction is most people's only exposure to amateur writing

'so there's this website where literally anyone can post fiction they've written whenever they want and - get this! - a lot of it is bad' yeah no shit. what would you expect?