Part time human

Relistening to TMA and being able to catch every time Martin tweaks out over anyone interacting with Jon is so funny. The most unnecessary jealousy of all time considering that Martin’s the only person in this universe who even wants him. Girl wake up everyone around you finds him anywhere between mildly annoying to fully insufferable. Classic case of “I don’t want your man, I don’t even know why YOU want your man”

My fic planning document just crossed 10,000 words... which surely means nothing for what the total actual fic length will come out to.

^surprisingly not a spoiler, as it's a time loop fic

I have now had several teachers ask me if they can use this image in a class presentation. 

so truly genuinely we need to get more funding towards freaks and perverts to make weird horny movies and tv and art i would rather watch someone’s barely disguised fetish with an interesting point of view than another soulless corporate shell with boring beautiful actors and nothing to say

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

@skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

One man I can remove for free, 1000 cockroaches would require several visits by an exterminator and they’ll never be truly gone

Oh, another thing that I personally discovered after bottom surgery: vaginal odor changes for trans women during our periods too. I was not expecting that because I always thought it was just from menstruation. But nope, the ph levels of a trans woman's vagina are the same of as a cis woman's vagina, and it changes during our periods just the same.