Part time human

Oh merlin that guy with the black hair … you mean the stable hand?

Noo i mean the physician’s apprentice….

No im pretty you are thinking about the squire who dresses like a commoner

That’s literally not who im talking about

Are you guys talking about the prince’s manservant

We’re literally not lmao

I only know that black haired boy from the stocks idk if we’re thinking about the same kid

The one with the neckerchief

Yes him

I swear he’s the prince’s personal servant

No I swearrrr he’s the stable boy and he mucks out the horses every other day

No i’m a laundress and merlin is always there laundering clothes he’s one of us i think

no, he's a beater on hunts to scare game out of the brush

Geoffrey in the library says he's a research assistant though

you're crazy because i've seen him in the armory polishing armor and sharpening weapons

Everyone is wrong; he's the palace rat-catcher

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off. 

Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him.

gets a bad rap

eats A LOT of ticks

“plays dead”

cute

VS

Possum (AUS)

Looks soft, isn’t

Quills are thin and flexible like hairs

Can climb trees

Perpetual bedhead

Smelly

Porcupine (Africa)

Does not look even remotely soft

Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half

Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat

Cannot climb trees

Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad

Porcupine (South/Central America)

Prehensile tail like a monkey

Short, thick quills

Snout looks like a marshmallow

Can hang from tree branches by its tail