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Artists, give me your best one sentence horror stories about the job

There’s a job?

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

Found it. thank you, pm seymour discord server.

let's play two old cats :)

Pfft huh what whos that why would I know a random civilian haha..

miraculous airing an episode about the Louvre at the same time as it got robbed irl was not on my bingo card for 2025

Someone ROBBED the Louvre!? HOW??

pawtism >:)

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

@gabrielagresteofficial can you confirm?

YEEEEAAAAASSSSS (new ep dropped)

Despair.

Am I ready to talk about how Adrien just. Froze in fear and shock at seeing his father('s statue) walking towards him? Nope!!!!!! I am not ready. But I will be obsessively thinking about it don't worry!!!!

i got chills. this episode is gonna give me a stomach ache i swear to god.

GUYS I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS EPISODE EVERY OTHER SECOND IM PAUSING AND GOING "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK" BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS IS THE MOST INSANE EPISODE AND I'M ONLY... THIRTEEN MINUTES IN. AGH.

ANGRY LUKA IS SCARING ME I DONT LIKE THIS

I KEEP PAUSING EVERY 2 SECONDS AND THEN WAITING 5 MINUTES TO FREAK OUT AGH. THIS IS NOT EVEN AN EXAGGERATION I POSTED THIS AT 13:12 AND AM AT 13:17.

oh wait okay this is cool you can hear gabriel's voice inside the new butterfly's.

OH THIS PIECE OF- THATS SO DISRESPECTFUL OF BOTH ADRIEN AND HIS FATHER WHICH WHILE YES DISRESPECT GABRIEL YOU IDOLIZE HIM SO YOU SHOULDN'T- ARGH!

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN SEE HIS FORM HIS FORM IS AWFUL THIS IS GONNA TRAUMATIZE HIM SO BAD WHAT THE HELL MAN

WHO WROTE THIS IM GONNA CRY YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING ME YOU'RE GIVING ME TRAUMA

IM. HIS VOICE. HES SO. HES SO. HES SO YOU CAN. HIS VOICE ITS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP YOUR TRAUMATIZING MY BABY