If the Ghost crew had bumper stickers
“My other ride is a JEDI!”
“Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up.”
“ WARNING: I can go from zero to bitch in 3.8 seconds!”
A dozen PHOENIX SQUADRON emblems
“Tailgate me and taste my aft-gun!”
“I DON’T BRAKE FOR T.I.E.S”
“It’s not easy being green…”
“I’ve been to Shantipole and back!”
“My droid is smarter than your honor student”
“Does this flight suit make my butt look big?”
“I’m such a lousy cook, I can’t even boil toast!”
“The closer you tailgate, the slower I drive…”
“Proud parent of an honor student.“
“I GOT BELTED AT OKADIAH’S”
“Don’t follow me, I’m lost as well.”
Several half-removed sleazy lines like “BOOTY INSPECTOR” or “Gorse Head Foundation: please give generously!”
“I do all my own stunts.”
“Thanks for honking, NOW PISS OFF!”
“I wanna be Barbie, THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING!”
“Remember: never drink and fly.”
“Roughneck in the streets, Jedi in the sheets!”
“Vader, Maul? I’VE SEEN ‘EM ALL!”
“Any problem can be solved with a combination of cold beer, and hot tibanna…”
Moonglow freight: “Safety Third!”
“I navigated through an imploded star cluster and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker!”
A LiraSan symbol with “I WANT TO BELIEVE”,
“It’s not easy being purple…”
Several band logos, “BANTHA BOIS COREWARD TOUR ‘89” “Outer Rim Metalfest” “Keep calm and ROCK ON!”
“If you can read this, get off my tail.” Written in very small letters
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am!”
“Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful…”
“How’s my driving? Call 1-800-KRIFF-OFF”
“In my defense, I was left unsupervised…”
COMMANDER MEILOORUN RIDES AGAIN
“I gave your honor student a swirly.”
“I don’t stink, that’s my natural musk.”
an assortment of honor student stickers
“COEXIST” but with Jedi and Mando symbols,
Stylized Phoenix squadron emblems and other airbrush art
“Non-flammable? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”
“Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.”
“CoLoR mY wOrLd” in bright neon letters
“CLAN SAXON SUCKS IMP DICK!”
“If at first you don’t succeed, use a bigger detonator!”
“Preliminary operational testing was inconclusive. (The damn thing exploded…)”
“Stand back, I’m going to try SCIENCE!”
“Same poodoo, different day…”
My other ride is a giant wolf!
Several cute loth-cat stickers
“Cute but evil; things even out.”
“Money talks, but all mine ever says is 'Goodbye’…”
“My dad can kick your ass, AND HE’S BLIND!”
“I stole lunch money from your honor student.”
“Dain Bramaged. I’m going nucking futs!”